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  • harley quinn
    Executive Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 635

    #1

    If you were reincarnated...

    Looking through some old quotes for an article I was writing I found the Woody Allen one liner that
    "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Warren Beatty's finger tips!"

    So I thought, what will I come back as, probably a dung beetle given my luck but given a choice...

    So feel free to vote, if there's no longer a pole in Cascades don't worry, that's an example of my aging memory or possibly too much Singha.

    I'm an orange couch man myself
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    The orange couch in the ATS vids
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    The dance pole in Cascades
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    A Guess Bar sofa
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    A mirror in a short time room
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    The bed in the Ladyboy Crush vids
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    You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.

    You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992
  • robbo
    VIP Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 1183

    #2
    id come back as myself......as i now know what i like and dont id be saving heaps of time and would just get down to pervy stuff
    robbo

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      #3
      I'm determined to make such a good job of it first time around that I'll be too tired to give it another go

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        #4
        (harley quinn @ May 18 2009,22:34) I'm an orange couch man myself
        That Orange couch is now under the ownership of some Thai Aunt and Uncle who belong to my Ex Girlfriend (#2) , and that live out in the jungle somewhere , so it may not be such a wise choice

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        • alan1chef
          • Jun 2007
          • 1086

          #5
          Still thinking about my choice. I would prefer to come back as a 22 year old, with the knowledge I have now and a bank account full of money; or maybe a surgeon who specializes in boob jobs for ladyboys.

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          • thegame925
            VIP Member
            • Aug 2006
            • 1835

            #6
            I was about to say: myself, aged 21, knowing what I know today.

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            • El_hefe
              Executive Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 597

              #7
              A blonde with big boobs........

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              • seamus
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 2973

                #8
                I'd come back as Me & try to do some things a little differently. Like get into LB's at a younger age for starters
                Be lucky,have fun & stay young !

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                • kahuna
                  TRUSTED MEMBERS
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 5436

                  #9
                  I wanta come back as Seamus...
                  "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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                  • seamus
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2973

                    #10
                    That's only cause you like My little no silicone Mary
                    Be lucky,have fun & stay young !

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                    • Road Runner
                      Average sized member
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 4602

                      #11
                      GOD     -     Or more precisely, some sort of omnipotent supreme being.

                      RR.
                      Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.

                      "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
                      Kahuna

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                        #12
                        Once in Patong I saw I ladyboy with a squirrel of all things on a leash.  Always wondered if it was some LB lovers final wish if he did come back.

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                          (seamus @ May 19 2009,11:24) I'd come back as Me & try to do some things a little differently. Like get into LB's at a younger age for starters  


                          that is my exact answer, and if not allowed to be me at younger age, then Ernesto would do.

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                          • Lefty
                            Veteran Member
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 2623

                            #14
                            I want to come back as Stogie's lb girlfriend.
                            “When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
                            ― Henry Ward Beecher


                            "Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton Myrer

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                            • swaraj
                              Senior Member
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 194

                              #15
                              My first thought was return as myself, I've no complaints whatsoever about my life and wouldn't change one day of it. However I thought it would be very interesting to look at things from a completely different angle. So I'm now looking forward to returning as a T.V. hooker. Location Italy, punters, succesfull businessmen with a sense of humor who can set me up with a modest manssion in Turin, Florence and Venice.

                              As 00 Dave is possibly in transit between Ubon-da-do-ron-ron and Nakorn Knowhere at the moment I thought I'd take the liberty.

                              George(00) Best:

                              Think about it:

                              playing for the reds, getting shaged silly and boozed up, all for free: Not a bad life.

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