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  • manarak
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 2929

    #1

    Watering the flowers while I'm away?

    Well, I will need to water the flowers during my absence of three or four weeks.

    are there any members here with a green thumb that could give me some technical advice on how to achieve this?

    I thought about constructing a set of watering systems consisting of some plastic bottles?
    Then there is testing of the prototype...
  • manarak
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 2929

    #2
    ugh... great! I found this:

    http://www.aquasolo.fr/en/accueil.php

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    • manarak
      Veteran Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 2929

      #3
      shit, the bloody things are expensive!

      but 5 Liters in 25 days would do the trick...

      where the hell will I find 5 liter bottles, and how will those bottles be fixed?

      argh..

      bloody plants. they will get me busted!

      I wouldn't have plants or animals.
      Must be a female thing.

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      • manarak
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 2929

        #4
        hmmm... maybe I should instead buy one of those 20 meter watering hoses with these tiny drop-injectors and connect it to the kitchen tap...

        *scratch head*

        one thing I know, is that if my wife gets home and the shitty plants are all dry and yellow, then she'll make me become like that too...

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        • sev7en
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 2811

          #5
          Hire a romanian or polish illegal. Give him your keys and ask him to look out for your house.
          Pay him in advance too.
          "I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"

          Jaidee 2009


          The other white meat

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          • manarak
            Veteran Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 2929

            #6
            my wife has better connections than me into these.
            She'd know if I hired someone! hehe

            argh! these injectors make 4 liters per hour where I need 5 liters in 25 days!! grr.

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            • rxpharm
              Administrator
              • Jul 2004
              • 7316

              #7
              Hi Manarak, have a look at this: Aquaglobes. Not sure it is available in Europe, but you get the idea.

              Click on the links below and discover how the Forums work
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              • manarak
                Veteran Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 2929

                #8
                uh, wow, this board is amazing!

                thx rxpharm - these aquaglobes are in principle the same thing as the aquasolo

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                • Beto
                  Junior Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 84

                  #9
                  How about a drip system on a timer (Rainbird). It will turn on on the days you set for the time you set.
                  BETO

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                  • anthony70
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 387

                    #10
                    have the same problem myself.
                    last trip was for 8 weeks and i got plants and a cat.
                    solution.?
                    get to know your neighbours.!
                    especially the elderly ones.
                    they love having something to do, they feel important if you trust them with a key, and they actually like being part of a community of looking out for each other.
                    knock some doors man, be friendly, you will be surprised.
                    i got at least 5 neighbours would help me, and i live on a right shit estate.
                    you cant polish a turd.

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                    • Dieter
                      VIP Member
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2092

                      #11
                      Good I have plastic flowers...

                      Hey and for my two Rotties I will buy some sheeps ... or as Sev7en a illegal ploish or so....

                      Dieter
                      Ladyboy Pro....A Bigger Bang

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                      • manarak
                        Veteran Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 2929

                        #12
                        (anthony70 @ May 10 2009,05:13) have the same problem myself.
                        last trip was for 8 weeks and i got plants and a cat.
                        solution.?
                        get to know your neighbours.!
                        especially the elderly ones.
                        they love having something to do, they feel important if you trust them with a key, and they actually like being part of a community of looking out for each other.
                        knock some doors man, be friendly, you will be surprised.
                        i got at least 5 neighbours would help me, and i live on a right shit estate.
                        well, the twist is, the neighbors should not know that I'm away!!
                        at least not for sure!

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                        • Road Runner
                          Average sized member
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 4602

                          #13
                          You can buy battery powered water timers in the UK and France.
                          Tried to do a search in German and did not find anything.    

                          Like Beto suggested a timer feeding a dripper hose may answer your problem.

                          Can't help with the neighbours though!    

                          RR.
                          Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.

                          "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
                          Kahuna

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                          • Road Runner
                            Average sized member
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 4602

                            #14
                            (manarak @ May 10 2009,08:38) .....the neighbors should not know that I'm away!!
                            OK  -  I've got the neighbours problem sorted.


                            All you need is a record player  -  pic 1

                            And a cardboard cut out  -  pic 2

                            Place the record player by a window  -  fix the cardboard cut out to it and turn it on.

                            Not only will they be fooled into thinking someone is home  -  but even if they do try to find out one look at Arnie should scare them away!      

                            RR.
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                            Pedants rule, OK. Or more precisely, exhibit certain of the conventional trappings of leadership.

                            "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."
                            Kahuna

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                            • Torurot
                              Moderator
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 2915

                              #15
                              Capillary matting. Also if you only use one twenty litre container then it's a sole point of failure. Any brewers supplier or plastics shop can supply 5l containers.

                              Why not take your plants to a plant nursery and pay them to look after them for 4 weeks. If they die then they will have to replace them.

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