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Many thanks for the warm wishes! And very kind of you SeanBeag for starting this thread.
I had an excellent Birthday, alothough of couse it would have been so much bettter has I spent it in Cebu or Manila as mentioned above. Unfortunately I had to make do with dirty old LOS and beautiful Ms Tum and Songkran. Oh woe is me!
I arrvied Thursday night and hooked up with Tum, who BTW is not the girl I expected. Quite sweet and loving in a 22 y.o sex-pot goddess kind of way. Took it easy on Thursday night, relaxed Friday and went and picked up the Ducati from the workshop. (Fitted a new clutch to stop some of the odd looks at traffic lights from those who are not used to Ducati dry-clutch death rattle).
Friday night we went out to her bar (Hot Tuna) and had a ball there. Without a doubt some of the most drop dead beautiful Post -ops I have ever seen, truly perfect women.
By midnight the vodka and red bull was kicking in, ( some of you may know just what danger that implies) my birthday was starting and so were the water fights: Tum being the worst offender. The is nothing quite so funny as watching a 5 star postie running down WS being pursued by Tum in 5 inch heels. How they can sprint like that and not turn an ankle beggars belief. Tum took great delight in bathing all the gurls and punters, and soon everyopne was hosing each other. Tum and Sara went off to get me a B'day cake, which although not eaten was not wasted: the food fight was to serve as a half time interval to the water fight that continued.
I met a german guy there who had never been with a LB before but was drawn in by the atmosphere. He was chatting to two of the girls, (whose names escape me) one pre one post. After a few voddies he got up the courage to tell me he had a fantasy.... he was a first timer. Well we soon sorted that out, sending him off with a more mature (25) more patient girl for him to enjoy for a first time. And another joins the club!
The party rocked on until sunrise when we departed for a hot shower and to remove sodden clothes socks etc. Is it possible to get trench foot at songkran?
I woke up yesterday to realise it was still my birthday and and after 3 hours sleep had plenty of energy so Tum and I jumped on the Duke to head over to Soi 6 to start the party.
She was wearing cut offs and a white singlet sans bikini. Had I known the drama this would create later I would have got her to put a bikini on under it.
Anyhow all was well and good. We didn't get to the end of Soi 15 (Where the PBR is) before getting thorougly soaked.
The party was in full swing and the water was inches deep down Soi 6. The Duke was not so happy when a fire truck came and just about knocked us over with a 2 inch column of water, saturating us and the electrics, so coughing and spluttering (all 3 of us) we parked and partied.
After an hour there we migrated to Soi 8 and this is where the trouble started. Tum was the only girl with her tits pretty much out, and it was all too much for the larger louts and schiese-kopfs in the beer bars. I spent half of the next two hours rescuing her from being dragged over bars and ripped apart. All the while she was protesting me thinks with little sincerity at all the attention.... It all got a bit trying, and sort of killed the mood a bit. It got worse when an old "friend" (ahem) grabbed me and stuck about 5 inches of tongue down my throat. I tried to convince Tum I didn't know her, but the "James" tattooed on her calf was not doing my defense any favours.....
So all good things must come to an end.
We went home and had a sleep and I was accused of being a butterfly and and a bad man and that was it: Birthday over. We parted company a few hours ago, it was nice but not a keeper.
PICTURES: Well I took lots, but really a fish could drown at Songkran, a camera had no chance what so ever. I am trying to download now, but I must say here and now: dont buy an olympyus (my cheapie.) The bloody memory sticks are not generic, and so if the camera is corrupted by, say, mega-liters of water, you loose the photos too. I will keep trying.
I might have two more days here then back to Koh Chang for a break.
Love ewes all~!
PS: have managed to extract 2 of 65 photos. have also managed to launch 1 x Olympus SP-350 camera from room 604 of the PBR nearly 65m into the shrubbery. The extra distance was achieved by using the camera strap as added leverage, and extreme disgruntlement with a shit product as incentive. Not even the USB cable is generic! Piece of shit....
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