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  • Live to be ONE HUNDRED!

    Follow this checklist of 15 tips and you could add up to 77 years to your life! Sound too good to be true? Not according to new research from insurers Norwich Union.

    The insurer's actuarists have crunched some numbers that shows simple things like enjoying a good laugh and eating well can give a huge boost to your longevity.

    The list ranges from the fairly obvious - quit smoking - to the more esoteric. Who would have thought that flossing your teeth could add six years to your life?

    Here is the the list:

    1. Be married/live with a partner - add 1 year

    Norwich Union data shows people who are married or live with a partner can expect to live on average a year more than their single friends.

    2. Maintain a healthy weight - add 6 years
    Being severely obese (having a BMI of above 40) could reduce your life expectancy by around four years. A healthy BMI level is between 18.5 and 25, according to the Food Standards Agency. On the other hand, being underweight might reduce your life expectancy by around two years, so maintaining a healthy weight is vital.

    3. Don't smoke €“ add 10 years
    People can add as much as 10 years to their lives simply by not smoking. Research carried out at the University of Helsinki has found that people who don't smoke can expect to live up 10 years longer than those who smoke 20 cigarettes a day.

    4. Love to laugh €“ add 8 years

    According to scientific studies, people who laugh for 15 minutes each day could add an extra eight years to their lives.

    5. Be a woman - ladyboys don't count! €“ add 3.3 years

    Right around the world, women tend to outlive men by around 10 per cent. According to Government statistics, currently in the UK women have a projected average life expectancy of 91.8 years at birth, compared to 88.5 years for men.

    6. Clear out the clutter €“ add 1 year
    People who live in jumble and chaos are more likely to feel stressed and depressed. Sorting out this disorder can add another year.

    7. Eat well - add 6.6 years
    According to Erasmus University in Rotterdam, a diet which includes daily consumption of garlic, wine, vegetables, fruits, almonds and dark chocolate could extend life expectancy by up to 6.6 years.

    8. Eat less meat €“ add 3.6 years
    A study carried out at Loma University in the US found that people who ate meat less than once a week on average lived 3.6 years longer than their carnivore counterparts.

    9. Have a positive outlook €“ add 9 years
    Studies have shown that those with an optimistic outlook are less prone to viruses and recover quicker from illnesses and injuries. These people tend to act in €˜healthier' ways than negative people by taking more exercise and enjoying social activities.

    10. Live in Eastbourne €“ add 6.2 years
    According to The Grim Reaper's Road Map, a study compiled by the University of Sheffield, inhabitants of West Eastbourne in East Sussex have the longest life expectancy of any town in Great Britain, living 6.2 years higher than the national GB average. Central Livingston in East Central Scotland has the lowest life expectancy in Great Britain at 67.2 years.

    11. Keep the faith (boo!) €“ add 3 years

    Numerous studies have unearthed links between having a faith and enjoying a long life. According to the University of Pittsburgh, people who attend weekly religious services can expect to live around three years longer than non-attenders.

    12. Be born later €“ add up to 6.1 years
    According to the Government Actuary's Department (GAD), people born 25 years ago had an average life expectancy of 84.6 years for men and 88.5 years for women. People born in 2009 now have an average life expectancy of 88.5 (males) and 91.8 (females). Predictions from GAD suggest that people born 25 years from now could live as long as 91.7 (men) and 94.6 (women).

    13. Get a good night's sleep €“ add 5 years

    Poor sleep can contribute to a number of medical factors which can put people at risk of heart disease. Those who regularly get at least six or seven hours' sleep can hope to live up to five years longer than those who sleep badly.

    14. Floss your teeth €“ add 6 years
    Flossing your teeth daily can add as much as six years to your life expectancy by removing harmful bacteria that can contribute to cardiovascular disease.

    15. Get a pet! €“ add 2 years
    US research shows that people with pets are less likely to suffer from depression and visit their doctors less often than those without. It is also said that stroking a pet can reduce blood pressure and stress levels.


    Darren Dicks, head of annuities at Norwich Union, says: "While we aren't really suggesting that someone adopting all of these practices will automatically add more than 70 years to their life, our research shows that broadly speaking these activities will have an effect on life expectancy."
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    (Stogie @ Mar. 30 2009,21:14) 11. Keep the faith (boo!) €“ add 3 years[/b]
    Numerous studies have unearthed links between having a faith and enjoying a long life. According to the University of Pittsburgh, people who attend weekly religious services can expect to live around three years longer than non-attenders.
    Ignorance is bliss.

    (Unless your a Muslim and become a suicide bomber, then your life expectancy is very low )
    I don't get it, is this a magic show?

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    • #3
      (Stogie @ Mar. 30 2009,21:14) 1. Be married/live with a partner - add 1 year[/b]
      Norwich Union data shows people who are married or live with a partner can expect to live on average a year more than their single friends.
      I'd rather live one year less, be single and have a good time. Then get trapped in a loveless marriage for X number of years. As Billy Connolly says you don't get to pick the years that you live. This is Billy talking about brown bread...
      "Brown bread, why does anyone eat brown bread? To me, brown bread is like a frisbee. But, apaaarently, it makes you live longer. How long do you get? You get a fortnight.
      But you don't get the fortnight when you're 35 and shagging like a rabbit. Ohhhhhh no, you get the fortnight when you're old, can't stand up straight and piss down your leg. And you're saying: 'oh no, not another fortnight, someone whack me'"



      9. Have a positive outlook €“ add 9 years
      Studies have shown that those with an optimistic outlook are less prone to viruses and recover quicker from illnesses and injuries. These people tend to act in €˜healthier' ways than negative people by taking more exercise and enjoying social activities
      Some things in life are bad,
      They can really make you mad.
      Other things just make you swear and curse.
      When you're chewing on life's gristle,
      Don't grumble, give a whistle,
      And this'll help things turn out for the best, and...
      I don't get it, is this a magic show?

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      • #4
        ...always look on the bright side of life!
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        • #5
          Nothing about safe sex or vitamins? Guess these could both go under diet. I thought fucking added years as well, guess that one is under partner but do you have to marry?

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          • #6
            Oh dear oh dear! By that that reckoning I'm gonna make at least a hundred

            On the plus side , I'm no longer married , I'm not a Christian thank Christ , I hate pets and have never lived in Eastborne
            Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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            • #7
              4. Love to laugh €“ add 8 years
              2. Maintain a healthy weight - add 6 years
              What the lord gave,the cakes taketh away  
                                                                                     
                                                                                    x
              Forgot how this forum works  

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              • #8

                The Lord works in mysterious ways.
                "I don´t know what to do. Losing sleep. Kicked from a chatroom on a board about worshipping young transsexual prostitutes.
                I´ve my fair share of disapointments and hardtimes in my life, but this....."

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                • #9
                  (Stogie @ Mar. 30 2009,20:14) 3. Don't smoke €“ add 10 years
                  People can add as much as 10 years to their lives simply by not smoking. Research carried out at the University of Helsinki has found that people who don't smoke can expect to live up 10 years longer than those who smoke 20 cigarettes a day.

                  mmmpphh.... my weakness....



                  5. Be a woman - ladyboys don't count! €“ add 3.3 years

                  Right around the world, women tend to outlive men by around 10 per cent. According to Government statistics, currently in the UK women have a projected average life expectancy of 91.8 years at birth, compared to 88.5 years for men.

                  so stogie, ladyboy can be perhaps.. eeeerrrr ..   90 years???
                  hope so!
                  "Most guys live their lives in the shade of the fear of what their macho friends will think about them" -- Mr. DJW

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                  • #10
                    Feck that , the longer you live ,the longer you have to work
                    Bury Me in the ground at 70 that will be long enough for me, dont wanna get old & piss Me pants & not remember the kids names................................ hang on a minute I dont have kids.............................shite , nurse can you change me pants again
                    Be lucky,have fun & stay young !

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                    • #11
                      (seamus @ Mar. 31 2009,00:24) Feck that , the longer you live ,the longer you have to work  
                      Bury Me in the ground at 70 that will be long enough for me, dont wanna get old & piss Me pants & not remember the kids names................................ hang on a minute I dont have kids.............................shite , nurse can you change me pants again



                      alzheimer??? are you sure you are 42?


                      peace

                      fi
                      "Most guys live their lives in the shade of the fear of what their macho friends will think about them" -- Mr. DJW

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                      • #12
                        names................................ hang on a minute I dont have kids.............................shite , nurse can you change me pants again
                        poor Mary, having to tend to auld pissy pants..lol

                        Very good British  movie out at the moment called Damned United

                        Seems like another world-when soccer was exciting and having a drink and smoke was expected.

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                        • #13
                          You see it then? I might check it out today
                          No honey, no money!!

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                          • #14
                            (seamus @ Mar. 31 2009,00:24) Feck that , the longer you live ,the longer you have to work  
                            Bury Me in the ground at 70 that will be long enough for me, dont wanna get old & piss Me pants & not remember the kids names................................ hang on a minute I dont have kids.............................shite , nurse can you change me pants again
                            Hope I die before I get old - The Who

                            Live fast, die young and have a good lookin corpse.

                            I definitely want to die before my quality life fades to the point I lose independance and each day is a struggle. i will be happy to make it to 65 and then everything after is a bonus if I'm still capable of doing things for myself, or with affordable assistance of a ladyboy.

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                            • #15
                              Great little list SB
                              You Live and You Learn -- Hopefully!

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