Any of you dummies like Beyonce?

[Stogie]

I'd jizz on her face... That's about it though.

[Stogie]

Interesting graph...  

[seamus]

If she were white we would be calling her fat
But i'd do her all day long


As for Mariah not being able to sing, a 7 octive voice, is a singer in MHO

[Road Runner]

(Stogie @ Mar. 15 2009,17:55) Interesting graph...

Yep...... I'm still trying to find Village People on it though.

RR.

[strocube]

I think she is beautiful. I'd totally do her, but I could not identify one of her songs if my life depended on it.

[blonde_havoc]

Wouldn't the graph be quite predictable? Of course the uneducated, unwashed masses are going to listen to shit music like Beyonce and Lil Wayne (and goddamn, he's terrible).

[andre459]

(Stogie @ Mar. 16 2009,00:55) Interesting graph...  

I don't know how jazz listeners can come in lower then Ludacris fans.

Who the fuck is Sufjan Stevens?

[jimslim]

Almost every ladyboy I've met likes Beyonce

[Stogie]

She's Bootylicious!

[Guest]

Lady Gaga! how could I forget her. She is used to be a stripper? I'm crushed..


http://music.ninemsn.com.au/blog.as....rss=yes


I'm not saying all these hotties cant sing. I'm only saying their looks are carrying them far beyond their talent. Too me, they all sound the same.

Most of them I would eat a turd out of their hot asses just to see where it came from, but don't care for any of their anyone bubblegum music or cheezy love songs.

[pacman]

(Boarhog @ Mar. 16 2009,10:56) Most of them I would eat a turd out of their hot asses just to see where it came from,

You would what??    

There is no singer/actress/model on earth worthy of such attention...

I suspect boarhog is employing a colourful figure of speech or else he has been in Bangkok too long & gone completely troppo.

[Guest]

You wouldn't?
What about crawling a mile over broken glass to smell one of beyoncees farts to see where it came from?

[pacman]

I'd dig up a mile of sewerage pipe just to watch her shit float past...      

   cheers mate, I've forgotten most of the great Aussie metaphors but still love'em when I come across one.

[Stogie]

Hmmm... let's see f I can jump on here...

I'd walk a million miles for one of her smiles...

Well, maybe that's a bit cheesy.

How about...

Up a river I'd punt, for a whiff of her... perfume!

[seamus]

(Stogie @ Mar. 16 2009,05:03) How about...

Up a river I'd punt, for a whiff of her... perfume!  

Grumble & grunt !