Pictures that made me laugh...

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Bottoms up!

[manarak]

(Dieter @ Mar. 04 2009,16:39) One of my biggest laugh...

I don't see anything funny in these soccer players?

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Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.

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Magic marker body art always common for those party passouts.

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Re-arranging the furniture and the drunken soul is another famous one.

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Here is a couple of original ones. I wonder how long it was before these people drank again, or passed out again for that matter.

[seanbeag7]

Well done boarhog, some of those photo's and pictures are bloody PRICELESS.

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the last one has a bottle of KY on him, HAHA

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Its amazing what they come up with in the wee hours of the morning. you know they must have been pissing themselves the whole time they were sabotaging their passed out mates.

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The funniest thing you will read today.Its like the Jerry Springer show of blog posts .Just keep reading it gets more hilarious as you go.I love the post mortum pics of the 2 dead guys too.They must have good morticians in K.C. This is really unbelievable but its is real.

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/02/..._strip_clu.php

[seanbeag7]

I love this one

"Who the fuck r u. Tamika and how the fuck was u with him and he was with me. U better get yo mind right bitch b4 yo mama b wearing yo face on a shirt."

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EDITOR'S NOTE: We like to hear from different perspectives. So we were excited that Mr. Bananas, an adult Macaque at the San Diego zoo, wanted to share his thoughts on the recent chimp attack that's been all over the news.

Okay, okay, everyone is freaking out about the monkey in Connecticut that ripped the face off that lady so let me first say this; we're f*&king monkeys people. We're used to fuggin' lions and jaguars and shit chasing us. Have you ever had to shove your finger in a crocodile's asshole to get him to loosen his jaws so you can escape? In the jungle we call that shit "Tuesday." So when you take us out of the jungle, just because you put a diaper on us and have us wear a shirt from Urban Outfitters, that doesn't mean I suddenly won't freak the f*&k out and start trying to rip dude's faces off when I hear a vacuum go on or something.




Secondly, I don't know exactly what happened with said monkey, because I don't read the papers, I just poop on them, but why the hell would you ever let anything that throws its own shit and jacks off in public, get close enough to your face to tear it off? I'm a fuggin monkey and the only time I let other monkeys get that close to me is if they got one of those big red asses that let's me know they're in heat, and even then, I make sure they back up in to me.



So, in closing, don't believe what you see in that dumb ass Matt LeBlanc movie where one of us plays third base. I talked to that monkey, and he told me the only thing that kept him from royally f*&king up Matt LeBlanc's shit every day was that he thinks they put something in his bananas.

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Be careful in the Outback....
New Lizard found in Central Australia ..

Biologists at the University of Sydney have discovered
a new species of bizarre lizards which has been
attacking sunbathers at and near Uluru in
Central Australia .....

It is believed to primarily attack women, though
it has been known to attack effeminate appearing
men.

Only one known photograph has been taken of this
creature which is included here for your benefit.

I think it's called a penisaurus.