Tweet
I wish it would have said " no stinky cunts" then i would be happy 
-
I wish it would have said " no stinky cunts" then i would be happy
i love t-girls -
A Darwin Award contender - the shallow end of the gene pool .....I don't get it, is this a magic show?Comment
-
Not a picture but this is a Darwin award nominee that made me laugh. If you want to read about some of the stupid things people do to help improve the species check out the website - http://www.darwinawards.com/
Two recent hires, men in their twenties, were fiddling with the pressurized air hose used to power industrial air tools. They swept the dust off their dusty clothes; this was so much fun, one of them dropped his pants to feel the air sweep across his testicles. He bent further, and bet his comrade that he had the guts to pressurize his guts, and maybe have some fun farts. He proceeded to stick the hose in his anus and release six bar (atmospheres) of pressure, inflating and rupturing his colon and intestines.
He died within minutes from massive internal hemorrhage. He would not have survived even if he had pressurized himself in a hospital corridor. The autopsy revealed that the deceased had ruptured several meters of his colon and intestines. He was later found to have broken (heh) internal (heh) regulations. His 'scientific collaborator' stated that he did not believe his comrade would be so stupid as to proceed, and thought he was only goofing off.I don't get it, is this a magic show?Comment
-
The reason we go to LOS and another funny fatty.Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?Comment
-
I love it when people take the piss out of these fuckwits.Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?Comment
-
Some more bad marketing.Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?Comment
-
A weirdo and a bathroom surprise.Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?Comment
-
When cops can't wait to get their fix and double standards.Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?Comment
-
x
Forgot how this forum works
Comment
-
Ever go to a party and not fit in?Comment
-
Love that restoom sign Rimmer.
Comment
-
Sorry Naang Faa you lost me with that one(Naang Faa @ Mar. 12 2009,22:38)
Must be an English football joke (I suppose if you have to explain, it defeats the purpose).I don't get it, is this a magic show?Comment
-
don't upset your other half.Comment
-
Seems like tyhe car is the main target, guess because many times the bitch gets the house.Comment
-
Signage of the worst kind.Comment
Comment