Squat to Pee?

[mirimark]

This poll is for all you swing cocks out there.
I always squat to pee but NEVER in Public restrooms.
I don't care how Cold the toilet seat is, I'm a Squatter.

[blonde_havoc]

I almost always stand to pee. Incidentally, I prefer a stall to a urinal. Urinals just never seemed right to me.

[kathylc]

I have no other choice. I tried standing a few times and forming the lips into a sort of spout and it made more of a mess thsan one could imagine. Everyn now and then I practice it in the shower.................to many mixed results to be relied on not to get yourself wet. Squatting it is for us types.

[Guest]

never squat, unless im layen a duce hehe

[mirimark]

(kathylc @ Jan. 16 2009,23:26) I tried standing a few times and forming the lips into a sort of spout and it made more of a mess thsan one could imagine.  

I was dating a girl in Fort Myers FLorida back in 1985. Her Mother was a Fucking total party Animal. (bar fly)

It was about 1am, we were all Drunk and ready to call it a night. My girlfriends Mom was shit faced and CLaimed to be able to Piss Up a rope. I Laughed my ass off and said ; " Bullshit. "

This Old Hag fucking Dropped her pants, Pinched her pussy Lips together and Proceded to Piss upwards and I swear to God She hit the ceiling of her Lil' apartment.

I am not kidding, She pissed upwards of 8' to 9' feet in the air.
She even mentioned something about shooting eggs out of her pussy Like a Canon afterwards.

Her daughter was so Embarrased she broke up with me the Next day.

I never saw her again.

[PigDogg]

Only if I'm also taking a dump.

[Stogie]

The question should be... how many times have you sat on the lavvy trying to pee with a hard on! Now THAT'S a messy business!

[mister_smith]

I always stand to pee. Incidentally, I prefer a stall to a urinal, Thats cos I usually follow my piss with a good snort of Coke

[SamplerDoc]

Mirimark you win the prize for most insane stupid poll of the year.  I would never post in a thread such as this or answer this crud ever


So I did select choice one  

[petesie]

Actually I consider this post allright, I used to stand but maybe it's an age thing, I find it more relaxing to squat, though at work I will use the stand ups, and of course there is a private moment issue too......squating is personally satisfying and a way of dumping personal and necessary crap..........you can't beat a good old shite.....

[seamus]

(Stogie @ Jan. 16 2009,17:36) The question should be... how many times have you sat on the lavvy trying to pee with a hard on! Now THAT'S a messy business!  

too many times to count

[alram]

(seamus @ Jan. 17 2009,13:25)

(Stogie @ Jan. 16 2009,17:36) The question should be... how many times have you sat on the lavvy trying to pee with a hard on! Now THAT'S a messy business!

too many times to count

Might help if you're thinking about grandmas, screaming cats and green vomit... or a fellow BM watching you! Then again, I'm ignoring a certain subset of BMs here... hee

All these thoughts about you boys peeing...

Wait, I'm a good girl...*prays hard

[thedeno]

(alram @ Jan. 17 2009,20:29) Wait, I'm a good girl...*prays hard

Does that mean you pray while you're hard?

[Dieter]

Hey...... my god you faster do your St as I pee....
Of course I only stay when I peeeeeeeeeeeeee....don't like my glans touch the ceramic...  

Dieter

[mirimark]

(SamplerDoc @ Jan. 17 2009,04:50) Mirimark you win the prize for most insane stupid poll of the year.

I find this comment very Puzzling.
I honestly don't find anything peculiar about it.

But then again, I don't find anything peculiar about pretty asian boys wearing Eye Liner & Lip Stick with a big hard on either. Hmmmmm, seems normal to me.