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Week # 5
OK There was some €œwhining€ about Minnemotherfuckingsota being in the picks every week so I realized I should be trying to spread this around more and checked to see what teams we have had and what teams we have passed over and in the first 4 weeks I had used all but 7 teams!!!!! Not bad considering the Vikings had been used 4 times already. So this week 5 of the 7 remaining teams that have been neglected are in and the other 2 are on a bye this week and will be in next week. So kiss my
Lefty your Fins were one of the neglected ones so I expect to see some scrotum used and for you to pick them against the Bolts!!!!!
Game # 1
San Diego Chargers (2-2) at Miami Dolphins (1-2)
Chargers by 6 ½
A battle two of the original AFL franchises!!! The Bolts have lost their first 2 games by a grand total of 3 points 26-24 and Hoculied 39-38. They then popped 48 on the Bretts and then got 28 unanswered against the now Kiffinless Raiders. Now they travel into Little Cuba where the Fins are still basking in the glow of their spanking of the Bradyless Pats. Can we hope for a repeat performance from Ronnie Brown or will LT get back in his MVP form to pull some pressure from Philip Rivers. My guess is the Fins are already 1/3rd of the way to their victory total for the year. Better get that MEEEEEECHIGAN QB some reps!!!!!!
My pick is the Bolts
Game # 2
Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1) at Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2)
Jaguars by 3
The Steel crew is literally beat the hell up by the Ravens. Big Ben is bruised up, Willie Parker went out with an injury and hot shot rookie Rashard Mendenhall is out for the year. Who is going to run the ball??? Charlie Batch maybe??? The Jags have snuck by two of their division opponents the last two weeks by 2 and 3 points respectively and are playing back to their playoff form from last year. Speaking of €œPlayoffs€ I seriously doubt that the Steelers have forgotten who kicked them out of the playoffs with a last minute FG. The Jags will use the Steelers injuries and the home field to their advantage.
My pick is the Jags
Game # 3
Indianapolis Colts (1-2) at Houston Texans (0-3)
Colts by 3 ½
The Dolts prima donna has an owie and is playing more like his father then the Peyton who has more TV endorsements then the rest of the NFL combined and with their running game being less then average they are paying the price with upset losses to the Bears and the Jags€¦..yet are they really upsets? The Texans will be hungry for their first W and are more then likely chomping at the bit to get the Dolts in Houston. Look for another Dolt dropping here I€™m going with the upset
My pick is the Hurricane Ikes
Game # 4
Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) at Carolina Panthers (3-1)
Panthers by 11
The Chiefs pulled a major upset last week at home over the previous unbeaten Denver ponys by using Larry Johnson to the best of his abilities but the Panthers play a little more D then the Broncos do and should be able to hold LJ in check. Jake Delhomme has the Panthers clicking like its 2004 again. With a happy Steve Smith not beating up his own teams D backs and letting his superior playmaking abilities speak for him instead of his right cross. The Chiefs biting off more then they can chew this week and the Panthers should cover.
My pick is the Panthers
Game # 5
Seattle Seahawks (1-2) at New York Giants (3-0)
Giants by 9
When I looked at the teams that had been used this year I couldn€™t believe I had left out PiggDogg€™s World Champeen Gints out!!!!! Well that is about to be rectelfied right now. The Seacocks have a good QB but he has no receivers and no running backs€¦€¦oh where for art thou Shaun Alexander?
Plus their defense is less then adequate. See what happens when you let a great Wolverine slip away from you. Now big Hutch is opening huge holes for Yo Adrian in Minnemotherfuckingsota. The giants with or without the overrated egotist know to me as green slime Plax will still prevail€¦.why? Well because there best receiver is from A squared!!!!!
My pick is the Gints
Monday Night Bonerus!!!!! :
Minnesota Vikings (1-3) at New Orleans Saints (2-2)
Saints by 3
What do you know Minnemotherfuckingsota makes it 5 weeks in a row!!!! Sorry guys but its Monday night!!!! The Vikes may have the best running back in the league but how much Freotte can they take??? Reggie Bush is finally making hay in the NFL like he did in his previous €œjob€ working for errr excuse me €œPLAYING???€ amateur ball for the University of $outhern California. Brees is the best 5€™11€™€™ QB in the league and if he could only have healthy receivers all season he could get them all the way. The Saints have too much for the Vikes but this should prove to be a good game nonetheless.
My pick is the Saints 27-23
To Summarize Ladies and Gents my picks are
Chargers
Jaguars
Texans
Panthers
Giants
Saints 27-23
Lets go Boys and girls
OK There was some €œwhining€ about Minnemotherfuckingsota being in the picks every week so I realized I should be trying to spread this around more and checked to see what teams we have had and what teams we have passed over and in the first 4 weeks I had used all but 7 teams!!!!! Not bad considering the Vikings had been used 4 times already. So this week 5 of the 7 remaining teams that have been neglected are in and the other 2 are on a bye this week and will be in next week. So kiss my
Lefty your Fins were one of the neglected ones so I expect to see some scrotum used and for you to pick them against the Bolts!!!!! Game # 1
San Diego Chargers (2-2) at Miami Dolphins (1-2)
Chargers by 6 ½
A battle two of the original AFL franchises!!! The Bolts have lost their first 2 games by a grand total of 3 points 26-24 and Hoculied 39-38. They then popped 48 on the Bretts and then got 28 unanswered against the now Kiffinless Raiders. Now they travel into Little Cuba where the Fins are still basking in the glow of their spanking of the Bradyless Pats. Can we hope for a repeat performance from Ronnie Brown or will LT get back in his MVP form to pull some pressure from Philip Rivers. My guess is the Fins are already 1/3rd of the way to their victory total for the year. Better get that MEEEEEECHIGAN QB some reps!!!!!!
My pick is the Bolts
Game # 2
Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1) at Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2)
Jaguars by 3
The Steel crew is literally beat the hell up by the Ravens. Big Ben is bruised up, Willie Parker went out with an injury and hot shot rookie Rashard Mendenhall is out for the year. Who is going to run the ball??? Charlie Batch maybe??? The Jags have snuck by two of their division opponents the last two weeks by 2 and 3 points respectively and are playing back to their playoff form from last year. Speaking of €œPlayoffs€ I seriously doubt that the Steelers have forgotten who kicked them out of the playoffs with a last minute FG. The Jags will use the Steelers injuries and the home field to their advantage.
My pick is the Jags
Game # 3
Indianapolis Colts (1-2) at Houston Texans (0-3)
Colts by 3 ½
The Dolts prima donna has an owie and is playing more like his father then the Peyton who has more TV endorsements then the rest of the NFL combined and with their running game being less then average they are paying the price with upset losses to the Bears and the Jags€¦..yet are they really upsets? The Texans will be hungry for their first W and are more then likely chomping at the bit to get the Dolts in Houston. Look for another Dolt dropping here I€™m going with the upset
My pick is the Hurricane Ikes
Game # 4
Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) at Carolina Panthers (3-1)
Panthers by 11
The Chiefs pulled a major upset last week at home over the previous unbeaten Denver ponys by using Larry Johnson to the best of his abilities but the Panthers play a little more D then the Broncos do and should be able to hold LJ in check. Jake Delhomme has the Panthers clicking like its 2004 again. With a happy Steve Smith not beating up his own teams D backs and letting his superior playmaking abilities speak for him instead of his right cross. The Chiefs biting off more then they can chew this week and the Panthers should cover.
My pick is the Panthers
Game # 5
Seattle Seahawks (1-2) at New York Giants (3-0)
Giants by 9
When I looked at the teams that had been used this year I couldn€™t believe I had left out PiggDogg€™s World Champeen Gints out!!!!! Well that is about to be rectelfied right now. The Seacocks have a good QB but he has no receivers and no running backs€¦€¦oh where for art thou Shaun Alexander?
Plus their defense is less then adequate. See what happens when you let a great Wolverine slip away from you. Now big Hutch is opening huge holes for Yo Adrian in Minnemotherfuckingsota. The giants with or without the overrated egotist know to me as green slime Plax will still prevail€¦.why? Well because there best receiver is from A squared!!!!! My pick is the Gints
Monday Night Bonerus!!!!! : Minnesota Vikings (1-3) at New Orleans Saints (2-2)
Saints by 3
What do you know Minnemotherfuckingsota makes it 5 weeks in a row!!!! Sorry guys but its Monday night!!!! The Vikes may have the best running back in the league but how much Freotte can they take??? Reggie Bush is finally making hay in the NFL like he did in his previous €œjob€ working for errr excuse me €œPLAYING???€ amateur ball for the University of $outhern California. Brees is the best 5€™11€™€™ QB in the league and if he could only have healthy receivers all season he could get them all the way. The Saints have too much for the Vikes but this should prove to be a good game nonetheless.
My pick is the Saints 27-23
To Summarize Ladies and Gents my picks are
Chargers
Jaguars
Texans
Panthers
Giants
Saints 27-23
Lets go Boys and girls
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