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Lite beer ads... (and the rest!)

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  • Stogie
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 3677

    #1

    Lite beer ads... (and the rest!)

    Watching the NFL every Sunday on Fox TV over the internet is the highlight of my week. It's even better when the teams that I like actually win!

    But the big draw back is having to sit through the idiot adverts written and designed for infants by people with an IQ no bigger than their shoe size.

    And the worst offenders are the breweries trying to cash in on the Lite beer market.

    The reason we should drink Bud Lite is because it has what no other Lite Beer has - 'drinkability!' What the fuck is that?

    Miller Lite have some moronic sports fans adding their own words to some clips of Jim Mora or Bill Billick clips.

    There's the bitch who stops the party and tells me what REALLY fills me up... fuck off you bitch. I don't need an empty headed 20 year old slapper telling me what I can and can't eat and drink.

    Another one tells me that drinking a Lite beer is better than eating fucking hail stones!

    Where do these immature fuckwads get their ideas from?

    Thank God for Solitaire on my mobile phone... gives me something to do for a few minutes when these insulting and child like ads come on the box...

    'The Commish' is NOT wise you fucking moron... he's an annoying CUNT!

  • stonefre
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 231

    #2
    Lite beer had no taste. If it were not for the micro-breweries I would not drink American beer period.

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    • mirimark
      Veteran Member
      • Mar 2004
      • 4487

      #3
      commercials are made for wrestlinging with the kid. Never paid too much attention to commercials.
      When a commercial comes on my kid says; " Daddy, Lets Box. "

      Heeee, hee, thats my girl.
      My Femboys can Beat up your Ladyboys.  

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      • geosight
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 453

        #4
        stogie

        hopfully its not a fucking lite beer

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        • SamplerDoc
          Veteran Member
          • May 2006
          • 2576

          #5
          SB,
          Its a great set of ads!
          Want to know why?
          You Live and You Learn -- Hopefully!

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          • Torurot
            Moderator
            • Jan 2005
            • 2915

            #6
            Real beer ads for real people. The Tui "yeah right!" ads. Google them.

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            • Stogie
              Veteran Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 3677

              #7
              As for the guy who does the voice over for the 'Tundra' truck... couldn't they have waited till his throat was better?

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              • Stogie
                Veteran Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 3677

                #8
                And who is the English tart who does the jewelry thing for Zanes (I think.)

                That is the most awful piece of scripting after The New Munsters!

                "America menas love - that's why I came to America because you poor people all like love at Christmas time - buy some love for the love of your America lover - easy credit terms for the love..."

                All those jewelry stores aimed at poor black people to get them hooked on easy credit by buying cheap crap in expensive boxes! Worse than 'The Shopping Channel.'

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                • PigDogg
                  Legendary Member
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 8201

                  #9
                  There are a few good ones though. Here's one of my favorites from '07.

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                  • sev7en
                    Veteran Member
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 2811

                    #10
                    You get what you deserve. Dumb tv for dumb people.
                    "I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"

                    Jaidee 2009


                    The other white meat

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                    • bigmick22
                      Legendary Member
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5034

                      #11
                      US is such a swizz for mobile phones - pay to receive calls, pay to receive SMS and pay an "activation" fee
                      No honey, no money!!

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                      • Stogie
                        Veteran Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 3677

                        #12
                        Yep - Verizon, AT & T, et all... old technology and high prices...

                        ...and less bars! He he!

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                        • thegame925
                          VIP Member
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 1835

                          #13
                          back on Topic - to Lite Beer Ads that irk Stogie:

                          Who said:      "Don't eat Yellow Snow"?

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                          • Stogie
                            Veteran Member
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 3677

                            #14
                            Hands up who wants to kill the fuckwad who does the whiteboard ads for FedEx? Grrr!

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                            • Rocket J. Squirrel
                              Executive Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 757

                              #15
                              This guy has a properly cynical take on the current state of advertising. BDA's = Big Dumb Agencies. Gotta agree here.

                              AdScam/The Horror

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