Men are just happier

[rossco]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[seanbeag7]

I like it

[Naang Faa]

You can change your name if its naff
Garage is hers after divorce
But at you expence if you have a daughter
Cocolate will always be more satisfiying than you
fair enough but not too arsed about that lol
There is always some fool who does it for free if you batter your eyelashes,
Coz you're filthy
see above
see 3 above
Not always
Botox is shame free
Or look straight through you
Shoes are fashion
Happy and sad..not perma male angry

Coz no one wants to listen to you..
You know some one who does..leaving you time for better things
Who cares about excess luggage? you're paying
Even if we are capable ourselves..haha fools
And we get extra credit for even looking at you..
yup cheap underwear..you win haha

Because no amount of effort is going to helo you..

Or pulling problems

Or the pee the front of your trousers
No it doesn't
And you wonder why you have to pay for sex? lol
Every day though!!
So can we.hehehe
Again down tothe dullness of male life
Don't mean you look good
Good for you
Easily cured
Where is the fun in that?

No wonder girls are happier hahah
(lived both lives)

x

[Anthony_Mustang]

Well this is the few (very few) things I've learned about women.

1. If you your a man your always wrong.
2. Even if your right your still wrong
3. If your right and prove your right not only are you still wrong but your also a bastard who doesn't love me anymore.
4. "Do you like my new hair do is not a question but code for "Tell me you like my new hair do"
5. "You know what you've done" is just code for "I'm going to keep yelling at you for another 10 minutes" Because they know if you apologise even though you have no idea what you've done they are going to say " Why are you apologising? or "Then why did you do it?" Either way your stuffed.

[Stogie]

Men are happier because...

Soap is the only thing we need to get clean.
Our 'makeup bag' consists of one comb!

Young girls like older men.
We still look great at 50.

So much porn - so little time.

Rain won't mess with our hair.
A diet means 'Lite Beer.'

The most important thing about Posh Spice is her tits.
Helen Mirren is an ugly old hag - only men have figured this out!
We know Robson Green is a prick.

If you put fat chicks on the telly, we'll find nice ones on the internet.

Ladyboys... God's gift to man!

[seanbeag7]

this is getting better

[Naang Faa]

Oohh you big creep
x

[seanbeag7]

(Anthony_Mustang @ Oct. 22 2008,17:44) Well this is the few (very few) things I've learned about women.

1. If you your a man your always wrong.
2. Even if your right your still wrong
3. If your right and prove your right not only are you still wrong but your also a bastard who doesn't love me anymore.
4. "Do you like my new hair do is not a question but code for "Tell me you like my new hair do"
5. "You know what you've done" is just code for "I'm going to keep yelling at you for another 10 minutes" Because they know if you apologise even though you have no idea what you've done they are going to say " Why are you apologising? or "Then why did you do it?" Either way your stuffed.

with this post but there are 2 things you forgot to mention,

#1 some guys like to clean up around the house, but everytime you clean the kitchen and bathroom, the woman will always examine the place as if she a bloody health board offical and if one thing is out of place, she makes a big deal of it.

#2 a guy normally throws his clothes on the floor in the bedroom, cause it's his room, but with a woman around clothes must be folded and everything that is in the pockets of pants must be put on the dresser, to stop cressing.

and the one i love the most is: all money that a guy has is actually owned by the woman,

i love been a guy(without the woman)