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Everybody knows the famous phrase. How about adapting it to lb's? I'll start with some really bad ones, the only I can think of now.
Once you suck cack (said with Boston accent), you never go back.
Alternately, once you eat phallus, you'll never choose an Alice.
Once you lick a dick, you'll ne'er take a gg trick.
Once you eat jizz, you'll never want a Ms.
(For Aussies) Even if you asshole doesn't heal-a, you'll never crave a Sheila
Once you get ass-drilled, by a gg you'll never be thrilled.
Once she fucks you like a despot, you'll never crave the coin-slot.
Once you taste some semen, in a cunt you wont be creamin'
Once you suck a whatever-you-callit, you'll never crave the ham wallet.
Any other good variations on the phrase?
Once you suck cack (said with Boston accent), you never go back.
Alternately, once you eat phallus, you'll never choose an Alice.
Once you lick a dick, you'll ne'er take a gg trick.
Once you eat jizz, you'll never want a Ms.
(For Aussies) Even if you asshole doesn't heal-a, you'll never crave a Sheila
Once you get ass-drilled, by a gg you'll never be thrilled.
Once she fucks you like a despot, you'll never crave the coin-slot.
Once you taste some semen, in a cunt you wont be creamin'
Once you suck a whatever-you-callit, you'll never crave the ham wallet.
Any other good variations on the phrase?
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