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  • thegame925
    VIP Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 1835

    #1

    Investment Thoughts

    Investment Thoughts

    If you are an Investor in UK Stocks and if you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.

    If you had chosen to invest in HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.

    £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5,

    but if you had bought £1,000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

    So, based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

    P.S. I wonder how the price of whisky bottles is moving?
  • srb
    Junior Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 78

    #2

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    • Snick
      Legendary Member
      • Jul 2003
      • 5580

      #3
      LOL - I Remember the same analysis from the dot-bust days, funny to see the story make the rounds again 7 years later. I guess this is the definition of a Cyclical Market.
      "Snick, You Sperm Too Much" - Anon

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      • Tomcat
        Legendary Member
        • Apr 2004
        • 5578

        #4
        The fucking clown who runs HBOS is still there as far as i know.

        What happened to the days of Gentlemanly etiquette ... The loaded revolver , a single bullet , the last lonely gaze out of the office window..

        Doesnt anyone do the decent thing anymore.

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        • geezer
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2004
          • 454

          #5
          I work across the road from Lehman Brother's UK office. Dead as a door nail in there now. On Monday all the bars in Canary Wharf were rammed with everyone who had been fired. I heard it was a good night to go on the pull with all the pissed secretaries around.
          Beer Baron

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          • allstar88
            Veteran Member
            • May 2005
            • 2919

            #6
            i bought some magic beans

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            • Dieter
              VIP Member
              • Oct 2005
              • 2092

              #7
              For me I will ask KL for a good box of red wine........for me the best investment now in Uk.....
              or should I vist the Duke of York and have some beers.....yip could have a really good mtalk with DAve and I don´t forget the two polish waitres.......





              Dieter

              P.S.: i prefer the red (polish girl)
              Ladyboy Pro....A Bigger Bang

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              • jimslim
                Legendary Member
                • Aug 2006
                • 5193

                #8
                Anyone ever buy sea monkeys

                Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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                • katoeylover
                  Legendary Member
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 5821

                  #9
                  wine is a great investment - IF you buy the right stuff.
                  seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

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                  • post-op lover
                    Veteran Member
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 3211

                    #10
                    You could've spent that money on a trip to BKK, from what I hear.

                    POL
                    Retired the top 12.  Need a new dirty dozen.  

                    Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon.  Is it possible to find 5 more?  Until then, GGs:  Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.

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                    • manarak
                      Veteran Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 2929

                      #11
                      I work across the road from Lehman Brother's UK office.
                      A real quote read on Bloomberg the other day:

                      Lehman's Landlord in London said, it is not too bad if Lehman goes bankrupt, because the rent is insured by AIG.

                      LOL!!!

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                      • azza33
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 3793

                        #12


                        I like it!!


                        Azza


                        A worthy trip report

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                        • marshal
                          VIP Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1267

                          #13
                          Good post The Game
                          i'm going where the sun keeps shining.................

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