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Am I the only one who forgets my birthday every year?
It started when I turned about 30yr's old. I walked into the Local Grocery Store to rent a Video and when I handed my I.D. to the clerk, she said ; " Happy B-day."
I said; " Huh? "
She said its your birthday today. Every since then, I have forgotten my birthday is July 10th 1964.
I'm glad I forget my birthday because I still don't believe how old I am. I don't feel 44yr's. I just got done telling another forum member I was 45yr's, then my mother and brother rolled up with an early birthday gift because I may have to evacuate from the fires again.
My borther wrote 44 all over the gift box, I told him;
I'm not 44yrs Im 45yrs.
Fuck dudezz, I have no FLipp'n Clue how old I am.
I still see myself as a teenager.
Denial is fucking BLiss. I refuse to grow up.
I won't do it. FUCK YOU, I just cant do it.
Even though I don't want to grow up, I'd still Love to be 400yr's Old.
The shit that I've been through makes me feel I'm way too ornry to die. Think I could walk down an New York sidewalk and have a Piano fall on my head and alls I do is say is; " Hey ! that fucking hurt man, call 911, I think I might be hurt. "
It started when I turned about 30yr's old. I walked into the Local Grocery Store to rent a Video and when I handed my I.D. to the clerk, she said ; " Happy B-day."
I said; " Huh? "
She said its your birthday today. Every since then, I have forgotten my birthday is July 10th 1964.
I'm glad I forget my birthday because I still don't believe how old I am. I don't feel 44yr's. I just got done telling another forum member I was 45yr's, then my mother and brother rolled up with an early birthday gift because I may have to evacuate from the fires again.
My borther wrote 44 all over the gift box, I told him;
I'm not 44yrs Im 45yrs.
Fuck dudezz, I have no FLipp'n Clue how old I am.
I still see myself as a teenager.
Denial is fucking BLiss. I refuse to grow up.
I won't do it. FUCK YOU, I just cant do it.
Even though I don't want to grow up, I'd still Love to be 400yr's Old.
The shit that I've been through makes me feel I'm way too ornry to die. Think I could walk down an New York sidewalk and have a Piano fall on my head and alls I do is say is; " Hey ! that fucking hurt man, call 911, I think I might be hurt. "
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