Night on the town in Stockholm!

[sev7en]

Night out in Stockholm.

6-7 beers 250batht each. 2-3 shots/drinks 500 baht each.
Two covercharges 500 baht each.

Check in jacket or coat required in nightclubs(mafia controlled) 125 baht.

Taxi home 1300 baht.

Did i get laid? Fuck no.

This is a cheap night. You can spend 30k baht easily.

[azza33]

night out in Stockholm.

6-7 beers 250batht each.
2-3 shots/drinks 500 baht each.
Two covercharges 500 baht each.

Check in jacket or coat required in nightclubs(mafia controlled) 125 baht.

Taxi home 1300 baht.

Bringing home a lady and finding she has a cock: PRICELESS!


Sounds like a mastercard add to me

[jimslim]

I didn't know baht was the currency in Sweden , you learn a new thing everyday

[Naang Faa]

Night out in Liverpool

New Roberto Cavalli dress in cream ..23,000 baht..

Christ knows how many Bacardis......N/A

Entrance to night clubs.....................N/A

Taxi home.........................................1500 baht + tip

Did i get laid.. well they tried

x

[sev7en]

I hope no drunk twat spilled redwine on that pricey dress, nf

Not laid? You´re too picky!

[sev7en]

(jimslim @ Jul. 01 2008,02:05) I didn't know baht was the currency in Sweden , you learn a new thing everyday  

Yep! It´s our currency nowadays since swedes are the biggest group travelling to Los. Allthough they do the family-package-nightmare to Buket, Krabi or Phi phi.

Besides, i wanted to make the conversion easier for you , jim, since i know you flunked out of maths  

[pacman]

Naang, what chance would those coarse scousers have .....        

Just wait till you are bowled off your feet by a smooth-talkin' Aussie bastard,        

one who opens his beer bottle in his eye socket, plays 2 handed pocket billiards while giving the low-down on crutching fly-blown sheep on an outback station.

I sense all resistance has melted away.      

[Naang Faa]

*She swoons*
I guess i'd have to screw a guy after a mating display like that...i mean,it would be rude not to!
x

[seamus]

Put ya nickers back on girl LOL

[Naang Faa]

Sorry Seamus,new hormone regime,i get dead broody sometimes
x

[seanbeag7]

pacman is there any chance of me asking for "sloppy seconds"

[jimslim]

Ok then .... Night out in Belfast

Barrack buster of cider to drink in the park - 180 baht (this refers to a 3 litre bottle of cheap but deceptive cider known as a "barrack buster " because of the uncanny resemblance to a certain shape of rocket fired at police bases )

Taxi home - free , walk instead , get a good kicking and get a free trip in an ambulance . OR ........

Option 2 - knock a coppers hat off and get a free lift home in a police car (this option , though slightly easier than option 1 incurs later hidden costs ie : new suit for court appearance , fines etc )

Unfortunately not many ladies with cocks around , but many real ones look like they might have  

So there you have it , a night out for less than 200 baht ........ beat that  

[manarak]

haha... I will never deliberately go to Sweden.

Everytime we have guests from there they really soon start bitching about the country and the government...

High taxes, no whores and no fun...

[ciobha]

(jimslim @ Jul. 01 2008,07:04) Ok then .... Night out in Belfast

Taxi home - free , walk instead , get a good kicking and get a free trip in an ambulance . OR ........

Option 2 - knock a coppers hat off and get a free lift home in a police car

I usually get the kicking BY the coppers then they give me a free lift home.

[pacman]

(Naang Faa @ Jul. 01 2008,04:31) new hormone regime....

Interesting spelling you have there Naang

I have my own whore-moan regime ......

            don't pay the bitch