The story is here... (BBC website)
Can it be true? Have the boffins gone barking bonkers?
Now they reckon that the sludge coming out of takeaway shops has high fat content, oh... AND hi salt and sugar, too!
Well, I think I'll apply to become a scientist because if this is what they come up with the job's piss easy, right? Degree from the 'University of the Fucking Obvious' and I'm set!
But the government wants to protect us from it all the same. Instead of figuring out how to run a country they'd rather stick labels on our fish and chips!
Being a fat porker is a poor persons sickness and I couldn't give a flying fuck about it or them. Let them eat till they explode and chuck a wafer thin mint on their graves...
Pass me that saturated deep fried kebab with icing suger, please!
Can it be true? Have the boffins gone barking bonkers?
Now they reckon that the sludge coming out of takeaway shops has high fat content, oh... AND hi salt and sugar, too!
Well, I think I'll apply to become a scientist because if this is what they come up with the job's piss easy, right? Degree from the 'University of the Fucking Obvious' and I'm set!
But the government wants to protect us from it all the same. Instead of figuring out how to run a country they'd rather stick labels on our fish and chips!
Being a fat porker is a poor persons sickness and I couldn't give a flying fuck about it or them. Let them eat till they explode and chuck a wafer thin mint on their graves...
Pass me that saturated deep fried kebab with icing suger, please!
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