Am I Gay?

[Road Runner]

Here's the answer.





RR.

[stogie bear]

I'm gay, but not THAT gay!

[seanbeag7]

`she is not attractive enough for me........ i must be a little gay

[Guest]

we all love
we all love
we all love
we all love

but we are not GAY!!!!!

[seamus]

Nice teeth

[alan1chef]

Guys who dress up in women's clothes are gay. Guys who try to talk in a high voice with a lisp are gay.

Guys who decided at an early age that they were really girls, and still are girls today but still have guys parts are femboys and they are not gay.

Guys who decided at an early age that they were really girls, and still are girls today but have some girls parts and some guys parts are ladyboys and they are not gay.

Therefore, guys who love femboys and ladyboys are not gay.

[allstar88]

looks like emo philips

[Road Runner]

I just hope Brocklanders doesn't see the video  -  he'll never talk to me again!    


The girl cals herself Riftgirl and I found it when I was reading up about the Being T program that was commented on in another thread.
She's got several other videos on Youtube   Some of them are very funny and some give interesting insights.


RR.

[stogie bear]

(alan1chef @ Jun. 15 2008,14:22) Guys who dress up in women's clothes are gay. Guys who try to talk in a high voice with a lisp are gay.

Guys who decided at an early age that they were really girls, and still are girls today but still have guys parts are femboys and they are not gay.

Guys who decided at an early age that they were really girls, and still are girls today but have some girls parts and some guys parts are ladyboys and they are not gay.

Therefore, guys who love femboys and ladyboys are not gay.

Well, that's cleared that up, then!

So... NOW what are we gonna talk about?

[Road Runner]

(stogie bear @ Jun. 15 2008,08:53) Well, that's cleared that up, then!

Yes that was a bit serious for what is after all a joke video.

Listen carefully to her line at 1m 30s  -  in fact try just playing the section from 1m 30s to 1m 58s - then maybe you'll get the joke in the first part.

RR.

[jadeite]

But wait...are you a tranny chaser?

[Naang Faa]

I don't know what it is,and i don't know why,but i just can't relate to western TSs
x

[kahuna]

Well, I'n not gay I tell you....not not not gay...

TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF EXAMINATION

1. If you are over thirty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay €” it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. .

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you pro- bably like a high hard one in the pooper chuter. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you are dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the ass- hole off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, scratch his balls, or play with his broad's tits.

[doitrong]

(Naang Faa @ Jun. 15 2008,20:48) I don't know what it is,and i don't know why,but i just can't relate to western TSs
                                                                                                                                x

exactly.........

me too.........

went out with one last night in melbourne............

i think part of the attraction for me is knowing a litt;le bit of the thai language and being able to have a bit of fun.......

even asian born western trannies dont seem to have the same easy going attitude of most thai ladyboys........

[pacman]

(kahuna @ Jun. 15 2008,21:29) Well, I'n not gay I tell you....not not not gay...

TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF EXAMINATION

1. If you are.....

Fuck me if this isn't the funniest post I have read in a long time.

I nearly choked on my faux-tiramisu double chocolate gateaux causing Tiddles to jump off my lap nearly knocking over my skinny double decaff espresso as I wiped my face with the sleeve of my taupe raw silk & cotton Pierre Cardin smoking jacket.      

I needed a Cointreau over Chartreusse cocktail to calm myself.

That bloody kahuna, I thought, next time I see him, I'm gonna fuck him up the ass.      

That'll show him who's gay & who's not !!!