If your username was a COCKTAIL...

[gizmo]

Depth charge

1 Pint of guinness, drink half, and top off with
1 Bottle of Barley Wine!

[thaibound]

a roofie in a room temperature chang. light. no ice. no lime. no memories.

[kahuna]

A Kahuna....

1 shot of arrogance
A dash of rudeness
A sprinkle of wit
A jigger of stupidity
1 TSP of ignorance
1 drop of humility
3 tears
3 oz of laughter
1 glass
No ice
I liter of Bacardi Select

[donnnnnny]

long strong pom (bourbon with crushed ice and diet cock , cream on top)

[pacman]

The pacman

Take one case of beer
Take two ladyboys
Chill the 24 cans of beer & place on bar
Remove the ladyboys & place in my room

Knock knock : "excuse me Mr pacman, but where's the cocktail?"

"Both cock & tail are in my room, now piss off & enjoy your beer"

An inhospitable drink ........... but I enjoy it      

[allstar88]

lager,gin and tonic,baileys=ladyboy  

[pacman]

I have been enjoying some of the drinks mentioned on this thread & wanted to express my appreciation to the posters.

The Stogie Bear as an aperitif can really hit the spot though sometimes they can leave a nasty taste in my mouth.

A big Naang Faa on the rocks soon takes away the bitterness. When they are right, too much is never enough,
though the same can't be said for a Seanbeag, they can repeat on me after a few , but drunk in moderation, a nice drop.

I did try a Thaibound once, no idea what it tasted like, rather forgettable.

Special mention should be made for the Kahuna.
Always enjoyable, I like mine with a grain of salt, sometimes I need to tone down the arrogance, rudeness & stupidity, makes it more like a Kahuna-Lite.

My maiden aunt particularly enjoys a few Kahunas in the evening, she"s always liked a big, stiff one.

She mixes hers full strength & I know she sneaks a double occasionally.
I worried she might become a Kahunaholic, but as she is fond of saying :

"A couple of Kahunas after dinner never hurt anyone."

[alan1chef]

The "A1Chef"...Laphroaig on the rocks.

[PigDogg]

(pacman @ May 25 2008,02:05) Special mention should be made for the Kahuna.

Of all the usernames, the Kahuna is the one that most sounds like a cocktail.

[marshal]

Trouser snakebite

[marshal]

Now i need a recipe???

[seanbeag7]

i got one for marshal and myself, its called a Gemini

Its southern comfort,
congac
malibou
and pinapple juice

with a orange slice rubbed around rim of glass

[marshal]

Not a cocktail drinker but i might have to try that one mate