Worst Porno Title?

[Road Runner]

I was looking through a torent site  -  for research only     and found what has to be the least catchy title.    

Girls who do not choose place, rub between groins, and apply it

OK it's a Japanese-English translation but can any of you top that?

RR.

[Guest]

Clits of fury

[allstar88]

shaving ryans privates

[bigmick22]

Schindler's Fist

[stogie bear]

A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Boldfinger
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Forever Hung
Forrest Gimp
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
Men in Back
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
On Golden Blonde
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Romancing The Bone
Saturday Night Beaver
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Schindler's Fist
Screw Momma In The Train
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sleeping With The Enema
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Sorest Rump
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Pelican Queif
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeck
Weapons of ass destruction
White Men Can't Hump
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male
You've Got Male Genitalia


--Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies--
1) The Bone Collector
2) Toy Story
3) Anywhere But Here
4) Deep Impact
5) Fire Down Below
6) In & Out
7) Backdraft
8) Gone In 60 Seconds
9) The Serpent And The Rainbow
10) Any Which Way You Can
11) Every Which Way But Loose
12) Howard's End
13) The Black Stallion
14) Big Daddy
15) Three Men and a Little Lady
17) The Fast and the Furious
18) Shaft
19) Driven
20) Blow
21) Snatch
22) Iron Monkey
23) Woman On Top

[allstar88]

(bigmick22 @ May 19 2008,03:45) Schindler's Fist

 

[stogie bear]

Here's a bunch more.

(Spanking) 12 Monkeys
A Rear and Pleasant Danger
A Fist Full for Dollars
American Bi
Ass Ventura
Black Cock Down
Booty and the Beat
Boys on the Hood
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Buttman Forever
Drive This Miss Daisy
Forrest Dump
Forskin Hump
Fucked in 60 Seconds
Full Latex Jackoff
Goodwill Humping
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Humped Back at Notre Dame
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Leave It In Her Beaver
McHale's Gravy
Moulin Splooge
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
Natural Born Jigglers
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
One Fell Into the Poo Poo's Nest
Ordinary Peepholes
Orifice Space
Planer of the Gapes
Play it to the Boner
Plowing Miss Daisy
Pokahotass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Pump Friction
Reaming out the Dead
Riskey Jizzness
Robin's Wood
Scat People
Single White She-male
Sleeping Booty
Silence of the Loing
Snow White and the 7 Sailors
The Bone Erector
The Midget Bones Diary
The Rawshank Infection (my personal favorite)
The Truman Blow
Tits a Wonderful Life
Waiting to XXX Hale
What About Boob
Who Lies Beneath
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape

[allstar88]

(stogie bear @ May 19 2008,03:54) A Clear And Present Stranger...

(Quote edited for brevity! Stogie)

[Dieter]

You forgot...
Untern Dirndl wird gejodelt
Schulmaechenreport...1 to 12 or something....
Auf der Alm da gibt's ko Suend....

and so on....
Dieter

[stogie bear]

Damn, I did... Lucky you spotted that!

[allstar88]

(Dieter @ May 19 2008,04:04) You forgot...
Untern Dirndl wird gejodelt
Schulmaechenreport...1 to 12 or something....
Auf der Alm da gibt's ko Suend....

and so on....
Dieter

theres always one!!!

[Naang Faa]

Go the beach in Europe at 9am...theres feckin hundreds of em
x

[allstar88]

(Naang Faa @ May 19 2008,04:08)
 Go the beach in Europe at 9am...theres feckin hundreds of em  
                                                                                          x

   

[Monkey]

Drink My Champagne, Eat My Caviar

It was German movie, and that's the English translation...

[Dieter]

Lol...

Biggest asses in Hua Hin, speaks English fluent...
Allstar88...and DaveDuke in a Celski Drama....on 21.5?
Best Dieter meet Naang Faa... ...

Me