Ladyboy jokes / Transgender jokes

[manarak]

there are blonde jokes, gay jokes, etc. but I never came across a joke about trans.

Any input?

[Naang Faa]

let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's us, we're a little fucked up maybe, but we're funny how, I mean funny like a clown, we amuse you? we make you laugh, we're here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are we funny?...

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[stogie bear]

(manarak @ May 15 2008,20:12) there are blonde jokes, gay jokes, etc. but I never came across a joke about trans...

Hmmm... Maybe the jokes on us!

Oh well... how about this...

How do you spot a tranny?

Easy... he's the guy who likes to drink, eat and be Mary!

[stogie bear]

A ladyboy goes to temple to make merit. Just as she is entering the hallowed ground, the monk begins to walk down the center aisle murmering somber sounds and swinging an incense burner.

With each swing a puff of scented smoke is given off. The caring ladyboy struts up the aisle to the monk and says "Teerak, I love your outfit. Orange is sooooooo you, but did you know your handbag is on fire?"

They don't get any better folks!

[stogie bear]

A little old lady takes her new car back to the garage where she had bought it a few days previously. She goes up to the salesman and demands of him: "About that car you sold me, the one with the transvestite engine . . ."

"Ma'am, don't you mean transverse engine? " interjects the salesman.

"No!" replies the old dear, "I mean transvestite... It keeps slipping into the wrong gear!"

[stogie bear]

If two cross dressers-discover they both have an interest in electronics, does that make them Trans-Sisters?

[stogie bear]

Not a joke... more an observation!

What's the difference between a TV and a TS?

A TV can't wait to get home after work and put her high heels on and a TS can't wait to take hers off.

[seanbeag7]

[Grinder]

What he said...

[Naang Faa]

What i said...
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[stogie bear]

Conversation at Lucky Lukes...

Stogie: Boy, oh boy... those ladyboys are so hot!
TTChang: Yep... You got that right...
Stogie: Yeah, but they sure are stoopid!
TTChang: Well, there's a reason God made them like that, mate...
Stogie: There is? What's that then, mate?
TTChang: So they'd like Socrates!

Oops.... I better lie low for a while...

[stogie bear]

What is the difference between a battery and a genetic girl?

The battery has a positive side.

[stogie bear]

If God is a ladyboy we are in trouble.

Not only will we all go to hell, she'll lie about why!

[stogie bear]

Why haven't any ladyboys ever gone into space?

No salons!

[Snick]

Guy hooks up with a girl, takes her home, she starts playing with his cock, plays with it for hours, Until he says "wow you must love my cock".
"No", she replies, "I just miss mine"