The person next to you on a plane is irritating yo

[allstar88]

(Naang Faa @ May 14 2008,00:21) I AM that annoying person sitting next to you!
   Theres nothing funnier than wickin' off someone on a plane..
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wickin`?

[Grinder]

I tend to find that "why don't you fuck off you annoying cunt?" tends to do the trick...

[allstar88]

(Grinder @ May 14 2008,06:20) I tend to find that "why don't you fuck off you annoying cunt?" tends to do the trick...

its mcstogie?

[joeb]

Took a second, then laughed my ass off. Excellent!

Thanks,
Joeb

[marshal]

Good link don't think will be trying mind!

twice now,both times coming back from singapore,i've found my seat on the plane, only to find no one next to me. Absolutely fucking great! That is till some little shit asks the stewardess "please miss can i move over to those empty seats" both times i was the only person in the mid asile on a 747, bang goes my fucking sprawl out sleep.
The last time my face must have said a thousand words as the creep wanted to start a conversation and thought better of it!
i am a nice guy,but not in those situations!!!

Another time on a jarkarta flight from paris i ended up sandwiched between a fat fucker and a huge fucking nigerian, who i choose not to upset! lol Only i wasn't laughing cause 13 hours is a long time, and i,m sure the nigerian was as mean as he looked.