The person next to you on a plane is irritating yo

[thegame925]

If the person next to you on a plane is irritating you, then...

1. Take out your laptop

2. Start your laptop.

3. Be sure your neighbour is looking at your screen

4. Close your eyes and inhale very deeply, with your face turned to the sky.


5. Click on the next link:

Click on this link with your eyes closed

[seanbeag7]

Link doesn't work

[thegame925]

does now

[Grinder]

If it is what I think it is (timer) then it is quite amusing... maybe not when flying from my home in the Middle East though!

But being pedantic, can you surf the net on your laptop when flying?

I'll get me coat...

[Snick]

Hard Code Porn on the laptop --- always shuts up an annoying git

[seanbeag7]

i love the count down clock, i just hope that an air marshal can see the funny side to it.

[Grinder]

[stogie bear]

I wonder what that Arabic stuff means.

I've been very lucky with my passengers that I have been sat next too. But when one of them does get the urge to break my comfortable wall of ice I slap on the headphones real quick.

Don't bother plugging them in anywhere, though!

[seanbeag7]

when i have flown in the past , and some person starts tapping my arm or shoulder to ask annoying questions,. i suddenly have coughing spasm in their directions, it amazing how they suddenly leave you alone

[Grinder]

(stogie bear @ May 13 2008,17:32) I wonder what that Arabic stuff means.

I've been very lucky with my passengers that I have been sat next too. But when one of them does get the urge to break my comfortable wall of ice I slap on the headphones real quick.

Don't bother plugging them in anywhere, though!  

Good point - I'll ask the natives. If you don't hear from me again, however....

[Naang Faa]

I AM that annoying person sitting next to you!
Theres nothing funnier than wickin' off someone on a plane..
x

[MARKUK]

u can whack me off on a plane anytime hehehe

[bigmick22]

Naang Faa's back!

[Freebird]

If the person next to me is really annoying I'm usually a little bit clumsy with my hot coffee...
Certainly, I'm not that kind of guy you wanna get into trouble with...

[allstar88]

(seanbeag7 @ May 13 2008,17:25) Link doesn't work  

same here