Energy Drinks? The new scam!

[kahuna]

I only drink four things...Water, Coffee, Alcohol and Ladyboy Cum...

[alan1chef]

Some of that "other crap" you mention that is contained in some energy drinks is vitamin B, which is probably the best vitamin on the planet. Just for the record and thanks to Wikepedia, here are the facts.....

Drink Caffeine
(mg/fl oz) Caffeine
(mg/L) Caffeine per serving (quantity)
Coca-Cola Classic 2.875 97.05 23 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[1]
Cola 2.8-3.9 95-130 34-46 mg (12 fl oz or 355 mL)
Cola (Diet) 2.83 110-141 39-50 mg (12 fl oz or 355 mL)
Coffee, brewed 7-16 (varies) 230-580 (varies) 56-128 mg (8 fl oz/237 mL/1 cup)
Coffee, instant 9-14 (varies) 300-467 (varies) 71-111 mg (8 fl oz/237 mL/1 cup)
Espresso 20-50 (varies) 600-1700 (varies) 36-102 mg (2 fl oz or 59.15 mL)
Mountain Dew (in the United States) 4.67 156 36 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[2]
55 mg (12 fl oz/355 mL)
Pepsi 3.08 104 25 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[2]
37 mg (12 fl oz/355 mL)
Tea 5-6.33 (varies) 169-211 (varies) 40-50 mg (8 fl oz/237 mL)
Drink Caffeine
(mg/fl oz) Caffeine
(mg/L) Caffeine per serving (quantity)


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Energy drink Caffeine
(mg/fl oz) Caffeine
(mg/L) Caffeine per serving (quantity)
180
3SUM (contains 6% ABV)
5-Hour Energy 40 1352.49 80 mg (2 fl oz or 59.15 mL)
AMP Energy 8.93 298 71 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[3]
Bacchus-F 9.1 303 30 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)
Battery 9.5 320 320 mg (33.81 fl oz or 1000 mL)
Bawls 6.70 223 56 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Bing 10 338 120mg (12 fl oz)
Blue Charge 10 300 300 mg (35.195 fl oz or 1000 mL)
Blue Ox
Boo Koo 15.00 507 360 mg (24 fl oz or 710 mL)
Cintron Energy Enhancer 12.5 422.83 200 mg (16 fl oz or 473 mL)
Coca-Cola Blāk 5.75 194.43 46 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[1]
Cocaine 33.14 1120 280 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[4]
Crunk Energy Drink 12.5 421.94 100 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[5]
Diesel Energy Drink
Diet Pepsi Max 5.75 194.43 46 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[6][2]
69 mg (12 fl oz or 355 mL)
115 mg (20 fl oz or 591 mL)
Emerge Stimulation Drink
Enviga 8.3 282 100 mg (12 fl oz or 355 mL)[7]
Euroshopper Energy Drink 9.17 320 77.5 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Full Throttle 9 304 72 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[8]
Fuze
Go Fast 9.47 320 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Hustler 4.06 240 120 mg (16.9 fl oz or 500 mL)
Irn-Bru 32 9.47 320 32 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)[9]

80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)

Jolt Cola 5.96 201 140 mg (23.5 fl oz or 695 mL)
Kick energy drink 8.88 300 30 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)
King 888 10 330 80 mg (8 fl oz or 236 mL)
Kore 11.83 400 100 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[10]
Lift Plus
Lipovitan D (リポビタンD)
Lost Energy
Lucozade Sport with Caffeine Boost 4.73 160 16 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)[11]
Monster Energy 10 340 80 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Mother 9.1 321 106 mg (11.16 fl oz or 330 mL)
Mountain Dew MDX 5.875 198.31 47 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[2]
NOS 15.63 845 125 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)

250 mg (16 fl oz or 473 mL)

Piranha
Powerking
Purdey's Activation
Red Bull 9.64 321 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Red-Eye 9.50 321.21 106 mg (11.16 fl oz or 330 mL)
Redline 31.25 937.5 250 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Red Rooster 8.88 300 30 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)

75 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)

Red Thunder
Relentless 9.64 321 160 mg (16.91 fl oz or 500 mL)
RELOAD 11.8 394 130 mg (11.16 fl oz or 330 mL)
Rip It 12.75 431.3 102 mg (8 fl oz or 240 mL)
Rockstar energy drink, original 10 337.55 80 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[12]

160 mg (16 fl oz or 480 mL)

Rushh
Shark Stimulation 9.47 320 32 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)
SoBe Adrenaline Rush 9.52 317 78 mg (16 fl oz or 480 mL)
SoBe No Fear 10.875 368 87 mg
Sparks (contains 6% ABV) 5.44 185[13] 87 mg (16 fl oz or 480 mL)[13]
Spike Shooter 35.71 1200 300 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[14]
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
Tab Energy 9.0 304 72 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[8]
TEHO
Urge
V 8.61 287 31 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)[15]

78 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[15]

Vault 5.88 196 47 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[16]

70.5 mg (12 fl oz 355 mL)
117.5 mg (20 fl oz or 591 mL)

Von Dutch
Whisbih (with trace amounts of alcohol)
Wired Energy Drink / Wired Sugar Free 5.875 198.73 94 mg (16 fl oz or 473 mL)[17]
XS Energy Drink 9.88 334 83 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Energy drink Caffeine
(mg/fl oz) Caffeine
(mg/L) Caffeine per serving (quantity)

[alan1chef]

.....sorry about the formatting not coming out as it looked in Wikepedia...but if you cannot decifer it...check out Wikepedia. Red Bull and Rockstar and those are really wimpy energy drinks when compared to Redline, which contains 3x the caffeine of Red Bull.

[alan1chef]

Oh, yes...one more thing. Cheers to Dieter and the Austrians for being the ones to improve on the original taste of Red Bull. The Austrians are the ones to really thank for the worldwide explosion of energy drink popularity.

[kahuna]

Jesus...And just where do we send the thank you card?

[post-op lover]

The first time I ever had Red Bull was after my first experience with a TS. I thought I needed a bit of alcohol and I thought Red Bull was alcoholic. I was excited to see it at the train station, popped it open and chugged. Not alcohol but sugary slime! Many years later, I still can't get over the shock.

That was also the first and last time I met a pre-op. Nice girl but she wasn't going to go all the way.

POL