Fucking germs! I will not touch door handles or knobs. At work I walk around with a little bottle of anti-bacterial hand sanitizer. If I have to shake someone's hand I disinfect my hand with the sanitizer. While it is true that I work in a nasty-ass public building, I'm probably some kind of Howard Hughes-type freak about germs. I'm also very aware of the irony of wanting to fuck transgendered prostitutes, while being germ phobic. I guess I'll take every precaution I can, (full body rubber, hazmat suit) and tell myself to calm the fuck down.

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