Gandhi's revenge on sukumvit...

[perth_couple]

After 6 months last year in Sri Lanka (easily some of the hottest food we've ever eaten!), India and Thailand we quickly became the best of friends with Gastro-stop. One cap' and you are not going to shit for about 8 hours full stop.

Any taxi, bus, train or plane ride of any length during that time was successfully accomplished only after downing one of those magical pills!!

[Looker]

(orgasmaddict @ Apr. 11 2008,22:19) i was out with a GG a few months back in a posh restaurant somewhere on the river in Bangkok.
She ordered enough food for about 4 people which consisted of a about 3 different prawn dishes, a seafood stew and a some raw crab and cabbage thing.

Sorry...why you said Gandhi's revenge..was it an Indian restaurant?
It doesn't seem like from the dishese you had...

[kahuna]

I'm one of the lucky ones I suppose...I've never had and unexpected accident...even after spending considerable time during my last adventure in Isaan...where they have no concept of refrigeration...the raw meat and veggies that they buy at he market where it has been sitting around unrefrigerated all day do go in the frig when they get home but whatever was cooked that day sits around in bowls waiting to be consumed the next day...and no one seems to be affected by these practices...For me maybe it's the fear of having to use the squatter toilet that keeps my sphincter tight...

One day though I was wandering around and came upon a heavily wooded area with a narrow path and decided to follow it...part way through I felt nature calling so I decided why not...no one around...so I ventured a little way off the path and dropped by pants and took a very relaxing dump...and since I always carried a few sheets of tissue in my pocket for use in the squatter...I even had wiping material...as I was pulling my pants up I noticed this old lady on her knees digging for bugs (an Isaan staple) about 20 feet away...she just looked at me and smiled...and pulled my pants up and smiled back and went on my way...The beetles probably gobbled my shit up faster than it could decompose anyway...The moral of the story is...When you are in Isaan apparently you have free license to take a shit wherever you want...just don't eat the Isaan beetles...

[Monkey]

Yeah, been there, done that.

Mine was on a minibus down South on way back from Penang visa run, luckily I had an extra pair of jeans with me.

Now I'm like Tomcat and take an immodium before any journey in LoS

[koykaeng]

I had a very close call last week in Chiang Mai, and was extremely greatful to escape with clean underwear.

Had been with my Thai mother in law during the day, so had been eating all the things I normally tend to avoid.

This particular evening, I was on my way to a group of beer bars called "The Peak", and as I got closer, the pain in my stomach rapidly became unbearable, to the point I was struggling to hold it.

I quickly turned around, and headed back towards some public toilets I had spotted on the way, and bolted inside (without paying the required 2 Baht) whilst yelling at the lady "Jeb Tong, Jeb Tong" which basically translates to "I have a stomach ache".

At this stage in the proceedings, the fact they only had squats became inconsequential, as another couple of minutes, and I would have been at the Night Market shopping for new briefs !

Cheers
Koykaeng

[Socrates999]

And sometimes you make it just on time (close your eyes if you're squeamish.

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[Guest]

The term I give to these unpleasent visitors is a "shart", guess you can work that one out

[Guest]

tell us about the shart you had in MBK ? and there was no bog roll

[Guest]

Pantip Plaza actually, had just 6 baht left on my phone, called the bro, he brought me some tissues and saved the day. No hoses there, must be one of few places without them. When I asked the bro how much were the tissues he said "How much were they worth to you?"

[stogie bear]

(bumblebee @ Apr. 12 2008,20:38) The term I give to these unpleasent visitors is a "shart", guess you can work that one out...

I worked it out but I had a "fit" trying, though!

[stogie bear]

(Socrates999 @ Apr. 12 2008,19:59) And sometimes you make it just on time (close your eyes if you're squeamish...

There's one for the 'shoebox', eh?

[jimslim]

I almost "drew mud " in the back of my shorts at Pattaya Park last week ,
Got on that crazy bungie rocket hurricane thing , when it was time to get off I had to double check the back of my trunks , trouble was my hands were shaking too much

[azza33]

This is funniest thread in a while....

My rule of thumbs is always carry a handkerchief...

I had dodgy guts in KRABI once, made it to the toilet just, coated the bowl and then no PAPER, no HOSE - NOTHING~

I was lucky i had the hanky, else the jocks would have been sacrificed.

[stogie bear]

I love threads like this. Talking shit is my stock in trade!

[donnnnnny]

your all fucking wimps whats wrong with you???