Favorite Film Quotes

[Snick]

First pick your favorite movies, now pick your favorite quotes

[Snick]

Army of Darkness - "This is my BOOM Stick"
Blazing Saddles
- "Where the white woman at ?" ,
also "...rape, murder, arson, rape, robbery"
"You said rape twice"
"We like rape"
Team America - "America Fuck Yea"
The Matrix - " Do you want the red pill or the blue pill ?"
The Producers (1968) - Springtime for Hitler (song)
Dr. Strangelove - "We must not allow a mineshaft gap"
Apocalypse Now - "Charlie don't surf"
A Clockwork Orange - I'm singing in the rain....(song)
Life of Brian - Always look on the bright side of death (song)
Wall Street - Greed is Good

[Guest]

"Oh! Matron" - Kenneth Williams

[Grinder]

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid: "Who ARE those guys?'

Happy Gilmore: "I eat shits like you for breakfast!" "....You eat shits for breakfast??"

Braveheart: "Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!"

[Guest]

apocalypse now "i love the smell of napalm in the morning"
withnail & i - i find pretty much everything quotable in it "just because the best tayloring u've ever seen is above ur fucking apendix"
trainspotting- "but he's a mate so what can u do?"
tall guy- "u seem down, is there someone u need to talk to dexter? then for fucks sake talk to someone before i hire a labotomised moneky to play ur role"
big lebowski "shut the fuck up donnie"
nuts in may- "look there's a car going down the B6352"
king of comedy- "better to be king for a day than schmock for a lifetime"

[Guest]

(Grinder @ Apr. 01 2008,09:02) Happy Gilmore: "I eat shits like you for breakfast!" "....You eat shits for breakfast??"

brilliant

[Grinder]

Agree Rayton - when I first heard it, I couldn't believe it hadn't been used before.

After watching Dukes of Hazzard last night, how about this high-end quote?

"Yeeeeeeeha!"

I'll get ma coat...

[Road Runner]

Crocodile Dundee;    That's not a knife      ........ That's a knife!    

Sue Charlton;           Is it dead?
Crocodile Dundee;    [looks at the crocodile with a knife in it's skull]  Well, if it isn't, it'll be a helluva job skinning the bastard

RR.

[Naang Faa]

Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!
Honey Bunny-Pulp Fiction..

"How do you know shes a witch?"
"well she turned me into a newt- i got better!"
Holy Grail..

Mrs Tarantino- "Are you the police?"
Elwood -"No mam,we're musicians"
Blues Brothers..

"Alright then,i am the messiah-now f*ck off"
Life of Brian..

"course i love 'ya,f*cks 'ya don't i"
McVicar..

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[kahuna]

No Country for Old Men

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

[Grinder]

(Naang Faa @ Apr. 01 2008,14:45) Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!
                                                                                              Honey Bunny-Pulp Fiction..

"How do you know shes a witch?"
"well she turned me into a newt- i got better!"
                                                             Holy Grail..

Mrs Tarantino- "Are you the police?"
Elwood -"No mam,we're musicians"
                                              Blues Brothers..

"Alright then,i am the messiah-now f*ck off"
                                                        Life of Brian..              
                 
"course i love 'ya,f*cks 'ya don't i"
                                                 McVicar..

                                                            x

Wash your mouth with soap and water! (Actually, that is another quote...)

[Naang Faa]

I never said it...i just heard it thats all
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[Dieter]

Hasta La Vista Baby....Terminator
Go ahead,make my Day...Dirty Harry
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape ..Planet of the apes
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love...Anie Hall
Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill...The Producer
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them...Full Metal Jacket
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me..........Meet the Parents