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1st March 2020...
The Foreign Office is refusing to step in to ease the pressure brought about by hundreds of thousands of refugees from Africa. Since the ruling 'Muslim Conservative' party won the election last year they have eased the rules allowing refugees to arrive on mass to the UK and fining airlines who refuse to bring them.
The atomic flare ups in the African continent have created millions of homeless and starving peoples. The last aid agency pulled out of the continent ten years ago after The Red Cross was targeted by South African soldiers and over 130 aid workers were tortured to death live on U-Tyoob.com.
Since the 'no peeking' legislation was passed by the House of Arab Lords (which replaced the 'House of All Lords, established in 2015) it has been illegal to check on a refugee's criminal background as their human rights are deemed to have been infringed.
The home secretary said this afternoon that there were no plans to ease the three year curfew on going outside after nine at night. Citing saftely issues he said "Britain can continue to be one of the safest countries in the world and this mild restriction of freedom of movement would continue to keep it that way."
The first stoning of a British woman would go ahead in Wembly as planned. It will be televised live on Channel Seven who outbid Sky Pay Sports for the rights. 47 year old Jasmine Parker will be put to death by stoning for her conviction three months ago for drawing a picture which might be interpreted as a picture of Allah. She had always protested her innocence saying that the picture was of a giraffe.
But the Peoples Jury Internet Voting Pools pronounced her guilty verdict after the judge told them that it was very likely that Allah did have four legs, a tail and a very long neck as there were no pictures anywhere to disprove the possibility.
The third season of the hit 'pay internet TV' show 'Body Part Swap' has been re-scheduled for next week after one of the TV surgeons fell ill at the weekend. Paul Graves and Amir Rasheed won the right to swap their arms after a nationwide competition ended last month.
The live operation will now go ahead on the 15th according to the doctor who said "I'm sorry to let people down, but I've been sick as a dog these last few days and I would be letting the rest of the Body Part Swap team down if I did this show now."
Last years winners, who had their legs 'swapped' said that it was a ploy to boost ratings. Kevin Niles and Rooster Van Dooors had their legs swapped with each other in the finale of last years series, which saw three surgeons battling to sever the legs and re-attach them while in a huge vat of jelly live at Thames Arena.
The Republic of Scotland today announced it was severing all remaining Ties with the United Kingdom after talks broke down over the continuing problem of Scottish refugees entering the UK. The BBC has been banned from reporting inside the republic, but secret footage from inside has shown that all cities are now almost completely deserted as crime had soared and starving people were fleeing to the safer obscurity of the countryside. The republic, which used to be a part of the UK till independence in 2014, has turned to the EU for help, but so far the gangs have made the administration of any kind of aid all but impossible.
The Muslim School Authorities of England have started legal proceedings against the last remaining Catholic school, claiming that Christian worship is offensive to their beliefs and insults the Britishness of their way of life. Wells Cathedral near Bath has been fighting to be allowed to have it's buildings remain open for business.
All other Christian buildings including churches and cathedrals were destroyed by law following the governments 'safer Places To Pray' initiative. A legal loophole has so far spared the group from closure.
Prayers in school have now become optional. Under a new 'freedom of expression' campaign supported by the government people can opt out of prayer meetings in public schools. The cost is expected to be high and home ownership and employment privileges are to be withdrawn from people who accept the offer. The minister for religion said that it was just "one more way the government was allowing families to choose what was best for their children."
The success of the National Health Service screening program has been hailed a success by doctors, nurses and security staff. In pilot schemes around the country anyone coming in for emergency treatment who have traces of alcohol or drugs in their blood will be refused entrance past the hospital security gates.
In Cromer today a house fire was attended by the Royal Armed Fire Department. One fireman was slightly injured by youths throwing rocks, but the fire was safely contained.
The chief of the RAFD said in a statement "The crew responded well to the gangs of youths throwing stones and used minimal firepower to repel the crowds. They also put out the fire which was a bit of a bonus." The fire services have been fully armed since the army pulled out of supporting them after a string of deaths to soldiers in 2018.
Weather control stations are giving the country a fine sunny day tomorrow. Since weather control stations became operational last year the sun has been out every day except over farmlands and houses belonging to white Christians.
In sports - Rollerball star Buthc Brady of The Manchester Murderers has had his hand reattached and will start on Sunday against The Boston Buggerers. Although banned in the UK teams have thrived abroad and will have games available on HoloVision Channel 4.
The USA has filed for bankruptcy. Unable to pay even the interest on it's huge borrowings from Latin America and the International Monetary Fund, the President, Chelsea Bush, declared last night it was sending the country into receivership. Rice and hot dog aid supplies will continue to be shipped out there as aid agencies see no end to the continuing hardships faced by it's mainly Hispanic population.
1st March 2020...
The Foreign Office is refusing to step in to ease the pressure brought about by hundreds of thousands of refugees from Africa. Since the ruling 'Muslim Conservative' party won the election last year they have eased the rules allowing refugees to arrive on mass to the UK and fining airlines who refuse to bring them.
The atomic flare ups in the African continent have created millions of homeless and starving peoples. The last aid agency pulled out of the continent ten years ago after The Red Cross was targeted by South African soldiers and over 130 aid workers were tortured to death live on U-Tyoob.com.
Since the 'no peeking' legislation was passed by the House of Arab Lords (which replaced the 'House of All Lords, established in 2015) it has been illegal to check on a refugee's criminal background as their human rights are deemed to have been infringed.
The home secretary said this afternoon that there were no plans to ease the three year curfew on going outside after nine at night. Citing saftely issues he said "Britain can continue to be one of the safest countries in the world and this mild restriction of freedom of movement would continue to keep it that way."
The first stoning of a British woman would go ahead in Wembly as planned. It will be televised live on Channel Seven who outbid Sky Pay Sports for the rights. 47 year old Jasmine Parker will be put to death by stoning for her conviction three months ago for drawing a picture which might be interpreted as a picture of Allah. She had always protested her innocence saying that the picture was of a giraffe.
But the Peoples Jury Internet Voting Pools pronounced her guilty verdict after the judge told them that it was very likely that Allah did have four legs, a tail and a very long neck as there were no pictures anywhere to disprove the possibility.
The third season of the hit 'pay internet TV' show 'Body Part Swap' has been re-scheduled for next week after one of the TV surgeons fell ill at the weekend. Paul Graves and Amir Rasheed won the right to swap their arms after a nationwide competition ended last month.
The live operation will now go ahead on the 15th according to the doctor who said "I'm sorry to let people down, but I've been sick as a dog these last few days and I would be letting the rest of the Body Part Swap team down if I did this show now."
Last years winners, who had their legs 'swapped' said that it was a ploy to boost ratings. Kevin Niles and Rooster Van Dooors had their legs swapped with each other in the finale of last years series, which saw three surgeons battling to sever the legs and re-attach them while in a huge vat of jelly live at Thames Arena.
The Republic of Scotland today announced it was severing all remaining Ties with the United Kingdom after talks broke down over the continuing problem of Scottish refugees entering the UK. The BBC has been banned from reporting inside the republic, but secret footage from inside has shown that all cities are now almost completely deserted as crime had soared and starving people were fleeing to the safer obscurity of the countryside. The republic, which used to be a part of the UK till independence in 2014, has turned to the EU for help, but so far the gangs have made the administration of any kind of aid all but impossible.
The Muslim School Authorities of England have started legal proceedings against the last remaining Catholic school, claiming that Christian worship is offensive to their beliefs and insults the Britishness of their way of life. Wells Cathedral near Bath has been fighting to be allowed to have it's buildings remain open for business.
All other Christian buildings including churches and cathedrals were destroyed by law following the governments 'safer Places To Pray' initiative. A legal loophole has so far spared the group from closure.
Prayers in school have now become optional. Under a new 'freedom of expression' campaign supported by the government people can opt out of prayer meetings in public schools. The cost is expected to be high and home ownership and employment privileges are to be withdrawn from people who accept the offer. The minister for religion said that it was just "one more way the government was allowing families to choose what was best for their children."
The success of the National Health Service screening program has been hailed a success by doctors, nurses and security staff. In pilot schemes around the country anyone coming in for emergency treatment who have traces of alcohol or drugs in their blood will be refused entrance past the hospital security gates.
In Cromer today a house fire was attended by the Royal Armed Fire Department. One fireman was slightly injured by youths throwing rocks, but the fire was safely contained.
The chief of the RAFD said in a statement "The crew responded well to the gangs of youths throwing stones and used minimal firepower to repel the crowds. They also put out the fire which was a bit of a bonus." The fire services have been fully armed since the army pulled out of supporting them after a string of deaths to soldiers in 2018.
Weather control stations are giving the country a fine sunny day tomorrow. Since weather control stations became operational last year the sun has been out every day except over farmlands and houses belonging to white Christians.
In sports - Rollerball star Buthc Brady of The Manchester Murderers has had his hand reattached and will start on Sunday against The Boston Buggerers. Although banned in the UK teams have thrived abroad and will have games available on HoloVision Channel 4.
The USA has filed for bankruptcy. Unable to pay even the interest on it's huge borrowings from Latin America and the International Monetary Fund, the President, Chelsea Bush, declared last night it was sending the country into receivership. Rice and hot dog aid supplies will continue to be shipped out there as aid agencies see no end to the continuing hardships faced by it's mainly Hispanic population.
So, just another day in paradise!! 
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