The most lame vacation places!

[Dieter]

Yip...go in a Coffee Shop....Dutchies are fine people and so tolerant....me like the Netherlands...

[thaibound]

(Grinder @ Feb. 15 2008,03:04) So where did you go in the Middle East Stogie?

[terryw]

USA - recent visit experience was an hour long queue at immigration to be met by rude officials who think that all Brits are potential terrorists

Russia - the country is full of pick pockets and the police are paranoid that all foreigners are spies

Scotland - crap weather and the people have chips on their shoulder about the English

Any African country - you have to bribe everybody

Any Muslim country that bans alcoholic drink

London - rip off capital of the world

[SamplerDoc]

After Long Thought, I would say.....
Antarctica, No LadyBoys and No Bars

[surferboy]

(rxpharm @ Feb. 15 2008,14:31) surely you must mean the   side of Niagara Falls!

The side is the best!

But if you are flying from the UK, then yes, it may not be worth the visit.  Lots of beautiful spots to see in Canada though, if you have the time!

Oh please, all of Canada is a hellhole including Whistler and Banff; in fact, the whole frozen tit from BC to the Land of Newfies sucks big time...

And they even have a whole province that panders to the pseudo-French people there, who are just as ornery and stupid as real French people!

This is telling... if you speak French, even if you are from a land of cannibals, you go to the front of the queue in trying to immigrate to Canada!

[surferboy]

(buttafly @ Feb. 15 2008,07:53)    4] L.A.
   see number 3

This once-great city is now just an estado corrupto de Mexico.

I would still take LA over any frozen, overpriced dump further north, including Chicago or Boston.

[buttafly]

watch ''LA Ink'' to see just what a poser-filled, lame, phony city this craphole is. filled with trendy people and traffic which will make any normal person insane in a matter of days, it's also home to Paris Hilton, Britney and In and Out burger; need I say more?

''USA - recent visit experience was an hour long queue at immigration to be met by rude officials who think that all Brits are potential terrorists''

don't worry terry, this happens to us yanks also!

[allstar88]

blackpool    

[allstar88]

daves  gay pub on canal street    

[katoeylover]

Old trafford!

[buttafly]

I mentioned "Any Hard Rock"

how about "Any Margarativille?"

That annoying old geezer Jim Buffet and his annoying parrothead fans over-paying for 'cheeseburgers in paradise' and 15 dollar margarita's just so they can say "I was wasting away at Margaritaville" to their goofy friends back home.

I was just in Montego Bay airport 2 weeks ago..... starving.....saw one of these places in the terminal and had 2 hours to kill..... STILL didn't go in, I'd rather have a few Reese's bars and some water than contribute to that dickhead's pension plan.

[Tomcat]

The worst trip i ever did was Moscow, around one week after the Soviet Union collapsed. Had two days there on way back from LOS and was the worst mistake i ever made....but the flight was cheap

If you give me $5000 i still would never board another Aerosnot flight
EVER,,,,


Moscow was minus 17 and miserable but before i arrived there was fighting on the aircraft, Vodka fuelled drunks trying to get into the Flight cabin, Smoking pipes and cigars on the plane, bananaskins and half eaten salami and sick all over the foor, people being sick over others, no reserved seating, it goes on and on ... it was terrible... one day i will write a book about those two days...

[buttafly]

(Tomcat @ Feb. 18 2008,18:36) Vodka fuelled drunks trying to get into the Flight cabin

TC, your stories are the best!!

    Must be cool seeing your pilots more smashed than anyone on the plane!!   Typical  for there I guess  LOL

        The "new" Moscow would be to my liking from what I hear, especially from like June until september..... late night partying, cute blonde girls, etc.....  but way over-priced and selective doormen and attitudes, 100 dollar cover charges, etc...... think i'll skip this place and it's probably best, Putin will be Czar soon and who knows what could happen there!

[surferboy]

(Tomcat @ Feb. 18 2008,18:36) The worst trip i ever did was Moscow, around one week after the Soviet Union collapsed. Had two days there on way back from LOS and was the worst mistake i ever made....but the flight was cheap

If you give me $5000 i still would never board another Aerosnot flight
EVER,,,,


Moscow was minus 17 and miserable but before i arrived there was  fighting on the aircraft, Vodka fuelled drunks trying to get into the Flight cabin, Smoking pipes and cigars on the plane, bananaskins and half eaten salami and sick all over the foor, people being sick over others, no reserved seating, it goes on and on ... it was terrible... one day i will write a book about those two days...

I think Russians are all the same... sub-human shit, no matter whether in Russia or the LA or Pattaya. Russians can't stay in Russia because rats can't thrive among rats.

[buttafly]

Pattaya is loaded with Russian mobsters or mobster wanna-be's..... another reason to skip that city, the real ones don't fuck around and will just kill you rather than deal with yer crap...... they don't seem to make it to BKK; good.


last time I was in Pattaya I was seeing families of people speaking those weird slavic-type languages...... russian trash or Ukrainian or some shit, the girls all dressed to impress but still looking dumpy and white, no smiles and attitudes to boot.

The former Eastern Bloc sucks!