Songs that cheer me up!

[jimslim]

Keeping the summer vibe going , peace and love ya'all

[allstar88]

sabotage

[Guest]

The Floaters....Float On

[jimslim]

Great tune that  

Sun is shining weather is sweet yeh

Jah live ya'll  

[seanbeag7]

here comes the sun

[allstar88]

not be long till its raining again!!    

[Grinder]

What a bunch of sad old farts...

[Monkey]

Swedish Idol entrant...

[allstar88]

(Grinder @ May 14 2008,06:06) What a bunch of sad old farts...  

   

[Naang Faa]

Something to wake me up......


x

[bigmick22]

Jamtastic!

[Naang Faa]

Thats not a real word.....but i like it..
Is that what they are teaching you in Texas?...
x

[kahuna]

Lyrics to live by and make you smile...


I Am An Asshole
Dennis Leary

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (hes an asshole)
I'm an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (hes an asshole)
I'm an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (hes an asshole)
I'm an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they re right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah

I'm an asshole (hes an asshole)
I'm an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greese ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an asshole (hes an asshole)
I'm an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

[Grinder]

OK pop pickers, let's dig out the Dan Dares, polish off the glitter ball and take to the dance floor...

Naang, may I?

[seanbeag7]

Original version of Ass hole song