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    Quotes taken from the BBC website...

    1440: "The atmosphere's electric, we can't wait for the whistle."
    Havant & Waterlooville full-back Justin Gregory, who is suspended for the game. His team-mates are just 20 minutes away from the biggest game in their history. Instead of their scheduled Blue Square South fixture against Weston-Super-Mare they have the small matter of a meeting with the seven-time winners of the FA Cup.

    1457: "It will be 6-0 to Liverpool, Havant enjoy your day out."
    Mani via text

    I suspect the non-leaguers, roared on by 6,000 at Anfield, will initially be aiming to avoid a real tonking.

    1508: GOAL Liverpool 0-1 Havant & Waterlooville
    I'm not dreaming am I? No it's just happened. Richard Pacquette is left all alone at a corner to head in and the biggest story in the history of sport, mankind, the universe is on!!!

    1513: Havant & W fans are taunting the Reds supporters. This is surreal.

    1522: Pandemonium in the Liverpool box and Neil Sharp misses the chance of a lifetime to make it 2-0. I'm not making this up, Liverpool could have been TWO-NIL down to a bunch of part-timers. The odds on the Blue Square South team winning have gone down from 100-1 to 21-1 on some betting websites.

    1520: Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez looks shell-shocked on the touchline. No-one can quite believe what's happening - Havant & W fans are singing "We're going to Wembley." Their team used Man Utd's indoor training facilities to prepare for the game and will be the guests at their game against Tottenham on Sunday. If they keep this up they might be guests at Buckingham Palace in the near future.

    1530: GOAL Liverpool 1-2 Havant & Waterlooville
    I can't type. My hands are shaking. Alfie Potter's strike is deflected in by Martin Skrtel for an own goal. The odds on the biggest Cupset of all time are now 16-1.

    1527: GOAL Liverpool 1-1 Havant & Waterlooville
    It hurts me to be the bearer of bad news but Lucas is given time and space to curl in a beauty from just outside the box. Oh well it was amazing while it lasted for 19 minutes...

    1540: Havant & W's Phillip Warner comes off with an injury and Tony Taggart, the dustbinman, comes on with Liverpool being taken to the cleaners.

    1537: "The Havant & Waterlooville supporters are singing 'Can we play you every week?' Next week, by the way, they're playing Hayes and Yeading."
    John Murray on BBC Radio Five Live.

    1544: GOAL Liverpool 2-2 Havant & Waterlooville
    The part-timers switch off for the first time in the game and Liverpool pick them apart with a slick move which allows Yossi Benayoun to make amends for his glaring error earlier on and bring relief to most of the crowd.

    1543: John Arne Riise's free-kick is deflected but beyond Peter Crouch. More agony for Liverpool and their dumbfounded fans.

    1540: "No matter what happens now... i will treasure these past 40 minutes. Come on Havant.... you know what to do.......Row Z!!!!!"

    Fantastic stuff...

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    Am i bovverd,face..look..bovverd!

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    • #3

      You should be !
      Come on the wee minnows !
      Free your mind and your ass will follow .

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      • #4
        Its all gone horribly wrong in the second half.... 4-2 liverpool!
        seriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!

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        • #5


          unlucky H&W well played...
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          • #6
            its city`s year to win the cup!!  

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            • #7
              Again
              Your got yer Mother in a whirl
              Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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              • #8
                (daveduke007 @ Jan. 27 2008,02:19)  Again  
                f**ck off dave!!

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                • #9
                  Your got yer Mother in a whirl
                  Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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                  • #10
                    Poor Liverpool, looks like everything is tough these days for the team. Anyways, YNWA!
                    Back in LOS in February  

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                    • #11
                      I wish Buttafly was here to translate for me.



                      POL
                      Retired the top 12.  Need a new dirty dozen.  

                      Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon.  Is it possible to find 5 more?  Until then, GGs:  Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.

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                      • #12

                        which part don't you understand?
                        can i help?
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                        • #13
                          If Liverpool's 5th goal wasn't offside then I'm a "monkey's uncle"

                          http://vids.myspace.com/index.c....4371380
                          Your got yer Mother in a whirl
                          Shes not sure if your a Boy or a Girl

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                          • #14


                            It was a little "Iffy" but hey,thats football....
                            The beautiful game,
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                            • #15
                              (daveduke007 @ Jan. 26 2008,22:47) If Liverpool's 5th goal wasn't offside then I'm a "monkey's uncle"
                              ahhhh, so you're 'Uncle Dave'....

                              Mum says 'Hi'

                              I've made kathylc  

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