Get your shit together!

[BAM]

A properly prepaired shit sandwich is truly a wonderful culinary experience. The sandwich consists of two main parts: Bread, & Shit.

The origin of the Shit: an Asshole

Shit Sandwich Assembly
If you wish to make your own shit sandwich, please follow the instructions below.

1. Get your shit together.
Gather the ingredients for the sandwich.
You may need to wash the vegetables bits too.

2. Properly cook the shit.
In some places, they smoke the shit, while in others they   deep fry the shit.
However you prepare it, be sure not to cook the living shit out of it.

3. Slice the bread or bun

4. Assemble the sandwich
Spread the buns (or bread) and gently stuff it with the vegetables and shit.

Serve immediately!

Nutritional Information

Serving Size: 1 Sandwich
Composition: 100% Shit (Not including toppings and bun)
Servings Per Container: 1

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Calories: 325
Calories from fat: 42
Total fat: 30g
Sat. fat: 10g
Trans fat: 0g
Total Carbohydrate: 45g
Dietary Fiber: 12g
Sugars: 3g
Protein: 20g
Iron 2mg
Sodium 40mg
Potassium: 60 mg

[PigDogg]

[Guest]

Next week: Shit on a stick!

[Looker]

Serving Size: 1 Sandwich
Composition: 100% Shit (Not including toppings and bun)
Servings Per Container: 1

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Calories: 325
Calories from fat: 42
Total fat: 30g
Sat. fat: 10g
Trans fat: 0g
Total Carbohydrate: 45g
Dietary Fiber: 12g
Sugars: 3g
Protein: 20g
Iron 2mg
Sodium 40mg
Potassium: 60 mg

Seems good!
Low in sugars

[post-op lover]

Damn, how does it have so much protein? Do you get 100g of protein a day?! 200g?! If you can afford to shit that much protein, you're a monster.

[allstar88]

am i f**cking missing something here?  Daz.

[mirimark]

One of my favortie meals for sure.   I like to sprinkle some Anal Wart Scabs on my Shit Sandwich to give it a little Extra Zing.     I really hate eating them in Resturants though, sometimes i find alittle charmin in it.   That two-ply shit is really hard to swallow......