Translator

[post-op lover]

Hey guys, chizneck out this website. Pretty useful shiznit, if you wizzle ta know W-H-to-tha-izzat tha kids is say'n these days if you gots a paper stack. Still try'n ta find a translator fo` Mirimark . Boo-Yaa!.

http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?translate=false

[original text:
Hey guys, check out this website. Pretty useful stuff, if you want to know what the kids are saying these days. Still trying to find a translator for Mirimark.
]

[allstar88]

keep it real!?    Daz.

[mirimark]

Translator ?
What the hell is all this;
IMO, LOL, BRB, BOB etc,,,etc,, Y'a think I'd know the LINGO by now, but when I see these abbreviations or anagrams or what ever their called, however their Spelled.  I just Skim right over these thing's.

Fa'dizzle my izzle nizzle, yo' boyeeeezz,, Tooooo Much
Angle'dge in my Dingle'dge

What the hell is ;  IMO ?  

FMI (for my information)
MBI (my balls itch)
ESAD (eat shit and die)

My underwear is sticking to my coadheisiveness (muistmc)

Do i really talk funny ? I've been told I Fuck Funny...

[Guest]

IMO : In my opinion


Wait till you guys see l33t sp34k lol:

51|\|(3 1|\/| 571|_|_ "%0|_||\|6" 1 |<|\|0\/\/ 7|-|353 7|-|1|\|65.

Translation: Since I'm still "young" I know these things.

[mirimark]

Guess whats in my pocket and you can have it ?

[post-op lover]

IMO : In my opinion


Wait till you guys see l33t sp34k lol:

51|\|(3 1|\/| 571|_|_ "%0|_||\|6" 1 |<|\|0\/\/ 7|-|353 7|-|1|\|65.

Translation: Since I'm still "young" I know these things.

[Guest]

Guess whats in my pocket and you can have it ?

A cookie!?

[post-op lover]

You don't want to eat what's in Mirimark's pocket. For one, it's likely diseased. Second, there's a good reason why Mirimark is asking what it is.

[mirimark]

Mirimark is asking what it is.  

Its a pocket full of ANAL WART'''s.
S H I T I just ran out of Apostrophies. Better get down to Walgreens Pharmacist and refill my prescription.

500mg of Apostrophies Please.

[post-op lover]

See? And to think he's giving away what *he* doesn't want. Now that's gotta be some twisted, nasty stuff.

[Guest]

You don't want to eat what's in Mirimark's pocket. For one, it's likely diseased. Second, there's a good reason why Mirimark is asking what it is.

So thats what all those grown ups mean by not taking candy from strangers...they were talking about mirimark..okay, I get it now!

[mirimark]

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So thats what all those grown ups mean by not taking candy from strangers...they were talking about mirimark..okay, I get it now!  [/QUOTE]
True.
But do you know why your mother always told you to put;
CLEAN UNDERWEAR on ?

[PigDogg]

But do you know why your mother always told you to put;
CLEAN UNDERWEAR on ?    

Whadda ya mean NO SKIDMARKS ALLOWED!!!

[B]

[mirimark]

 :

Whadda ya mean NO SKIDMARKS ALLOWED!!!

                        [B][/QUOTE]
Skidmarks ? If you want Skidmarks, Get a DOG.

[mirimark]

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