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Self styled B movie Porno Star known as the Apeman was taken into Bankok General Hospital after his liquid Silicon implant operation backfired , literally.
Due to contact with air the Silicon has hardened and will be burnt away with similar technology as used on Kuwaiti Oil fields.
After all attempts to woo the audience failed, juggler Big Jim decided to show his skills at that rare sport of candle opera.
Running out of funds for the sequel, Climbing Everest II Director decided to melt wax on actor's Long Jim's penis for an alternative method to capturing the snow-capped peaks of that famous mountain.
Squeezing with all his might after a night of rapid sex, Eye Gotitinme, spewed out the last remants of anal inserted sex toys through the head of penis, with a candle still blazing.
Confusing that Christmas chime of kissing under the mistle toe with the gay party trick of "kissing over the candle dick", Thick Jack tried in vain to catch a sweet peck from a fair maiden at the annual year-end party.
"This way I don't need one of them darn fancy flash lights (torches), said farmer Bob" while working around the shed at night.
1) Dog pile on stogie !
2) The wake left behind by the Horniest LB in BKK(NAT).
3) If you look very Closely at the bottom of this Pile you can see me face down and ASS up in the air.
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