Catholics!

[stogie bear]

The Vatican has published a controversial document on gays and the Catholic priesthood, affirming its policy against gay priests but saying anyone who has "clearly overcome" homosexual tendencies can start the process of becoming a priest.

This statement from the Vatican has been released TODAY! NOT the middle ages when membership to this bunch of loonies was at an all time high!

It seems like an almost deliberate effort from these old cronies to distance themselves from Earth!

Imagine if they ever got wind of ladyboys!  

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Being an old Irish Catholic Altar boy from way way back I am sure that my ass is headed for the fires of hell despite my efforts of trying to buy my way into Heaven. I have chosen, without regret to pursue a life of happiness with a Ladyboy. If I am going to be damned to the fires of Hell for all eternity I am going to make sure my life with LB's here on planet Earth is lived to the fullest. Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.

[BAM]

Amid complaints of a shortage of Catholic priests and calls to make celibacy optional to attract more men to the priesthood,

How funny is that

Include FREE sex with Ladyboys as a job perk and you'll for sure attract more men into priesthood.

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I am sure that my ass is headed for the fires of hell despite my efforts of trying to buy my way into Heaven.

I always laugh when I'm looking at one of them Filipina bride sites and she says in her description thats she's "God Fearing" meaning she's a good Catholic girl.


I died and went to Heaven... there were nothing by gay angels flying around playing Harp music all day and night and singing in a high pitch voces driving me crazy!. So I asked God to send me to Hell for the day to see what it was like.. Here I found all the Hookers, Gamblers, Porno Stars, Bars full of people drinking and having a wild time... and the most interesting people of all. So I asked God to leave me in Hell and he said "No you€™ve been a good boy all your life so you belong in Heaven"

[Guest]

Being a good-ole Catholic boy, and after studying each religion for its info on Ladyboys, I found Catholicism and Islam are in a tight race for most ludicrous statements on gays and sodomy. Several Islamic nations still have the death penalty for sodomy. Chatholics still bar usage of the condom to prevent AIDs. However, even Islam recognizes many gay, important people in its history and writings. Catholicism, negative. We are all going to hell according to that antiquated, money-grubbing institution.

[allstar88]

i thought sodomy was compulsive in the catholic priesthood or is that just with alter boys?  and as for islam have you ever seen them at the arab bars in pattaya they will fuck anything animal,vegetable or mineral!!            

[69billy]

i thought sodomy was compulsive in the catholic priesthood or is that just with alter boys?  and as for islam have you ever seen them at the arab bars in pattaya they will fuck anything animal,vegetable or mineral!!            

I think fucking anything and everything is better than been an alter boy