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Originally posted by (stogie bear @ Dec. 30 2005,19:58)
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People like this should stay in the tiny villages they are raised in and not travel at all.
However I will elaberate slightly on the story, the LB's that freaked him were JiJi & Ex, for those of you who know JiJi she is not one for dressing modestly! Ex was her usual exotic self minus the larger breast implants, but has always been an dark skinned, long haired tantilising beauty, ( in my humble opinion ). Well they were alover him like a rash, he had a raging hard on, untill...... JiJi dropped her erection in his hand, while Ex was pressing herself so hard against his ass he could not have failed to notice she was not quite what she appeared. At this point he froze & started shaking & practically went into shock. Unfortunately Ex & JiJi thought this was all part of the "game". I realized all was not well with him, & extricated him from the grips of Ex & JiJi, ( Tipping them hansomlly & of course handing over my room number & a time to be there later that evening,..... never one to pass up an oppurtunity, JiJi was easier to handle in tho's days too!! ) He must have shook for a whole 15 minutes with staring eyes & then just burst out crying, & ran off to his hotel room.
Ex & JiJi turned up as planned & stayed the night, he was hammering on my door at 0900hrs & was nearly freaked again when he realised i was in bed with the same 2 LB's. He just wanted to know where a travel agent was to exit the LOS pronto.
There are definitely alot of people out there who simpley find the concept of a third gender totally beyond there limited comprehension, & having it fall in there lap, sight, sound, smell, touch is just beyond there ability to cope. They should stay home & not travel, & pretend there is not a big wide world out there & just go to places like Skegness & Blackpool.
The Brits will now what dumps these 2 places
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