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Ya know, I had great fun with a GG once, asking her where I could find LBs (this was in Beijing). The GG was really hot, and a great time for a great price, but I was hunting for the mythical post-op LBs of Beijing. I can only imagine what she might have thought of my SMS messages asking where to find the LBs. I think she got pissed.
Now, take a LB to your apt, and say "Uh, you know, I guess you're not my type. Can you recommend a real girl?"
Anyway, I wouldn't want to torture a LB. Life no doubt sucks enough for them.
Retired the top 12. Need a new dirty dozen.
Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon. Is it possible to find 5 more? Until then, GGs: Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.
Originally posted by (post-op lover @ Feb. 04 2006,08:41)
Wait until she gets nekkid, and then say "Oh my god, you have a dick!?!?!?!?!", freak out, run around the room for a little while, and then curl up in the corner, very frightened and moaning.
Oh, and then get up and say "Yeah baby, now I'm ready. Let me introduce you to Little Mr. Randyman."
After she puts on her make up, unload on her face.
Tell her she's going bald.
Tell her that her pussy looks fake and smells bad.
After she comes ,continue stimulating her down there.
Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon. Is it possible to find 5 more? Until then, GGs: Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.
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