Top 10 list of ways to torture ladyboys

[Guest]

10.) call them on their cell phone at 8:00am;
9.) Mess up their makeup;
8.) Tell them that their friends are prettier than they are;
7.) Tell them that they look like a boy;
6.) Tell them that their boobs look fake;
5.) Tell them that they are too masculine;
4.) Tell them that you like their friends better;
3.) Tell them that you donnot have any money in your pocket;
2.) Tell them you are a butterfly;

and number 1: (drum roll please)
1.) Only give them 100 Baht for long time.

[Snick]

Take them home and make them watch Monty Python
Promise them dinner, then go to McDonalds
Always use male pronouns when refering to them.
Ask them for their friend's phone number
Cum on their face (make sure you do not have a towel or tissue nearby).
Use a studded condom

Give them 1000 Baht note and ask for 900 baht in change

[relpax]

My personal favorite would be to remove all mirrors in an establishment or apartment/house. Better yet replace all the mirrors with the carinval mirrors which make you look distorted and 10 times bigger.

Also, from reading DP's great adventure...apparently one way to drive a LB nutz is to suck their cock. :P

[dummy_plug]

I like Replax's mirror idea - a world without mirrors is without a doubt a ladyboy's worst fear come true.

Also, if you can find out their boy name, referring to them by that makes them pretty mad too. I had a little fun teasing our good friends Eye (aka Ravee) and JJ (aka Komgit) with that.

[katoeylover]

tell them that the standard of ladyboys is better in another bar!!
tell them you will send money from home and send 100bt!!
tell them you love them....and you will come back soon!!

[stogie bear]

Some good ones here! A couple more...

Tell them you are an English teacher!
Have a more expensive mobile phone than they do!
Show up at their bar the next night after saying the previous night was your last.
Letting them see you put your huge wad of cash in the combination lock room safe.
Mention the word 'Areeya' in ANY context!
Hide the batteries in the hotel TV remote control!
Send them an SMS message after you have come saying "Ha ha - it's ME! Who did you think it was?"
Explain 'fisting' to them with an expression of manic passion on your face!
Explain 'Areeya' with an expression of manic passion on your face!
Insist that you are Japanese!
Tell them their government issued ID looks very life-like!
Hang a huge 'out of order' sign on the bathroom mirror!

[PigDogg]

Explain 'fisting' to them with an expression of manic passion on your face!

Whenever they say up "up to you", say "up to elbow" with a manic expression on your face!

[zeppo]

you guys kill me

[post-op lover]

Tell them you like post-ops more!

[post-op lover]

Wait until she gets nekkid, and then say "Oh my god, you have a dick!?!?!?!?!", freak out, run around the room for a little while, and then curl up in the corner, very frightened and moaning.



Oh, and then get up and say "Yeah baby, now I'm ready. Let me introduce you to Little Mr. Randyman."



She'll think you're some kind of weirdo.

[mirimark]

Rig your Cell phone to "" Ring,,Ring"" every 15seconds while she is giving you Long-Time.

[mcqueen]

I think Stogie's "mention the word Areeya in any context" is very good. She doesn't seem to be very popular among the other ladyboys. I am sure the ladyboys at Cascade and Obsession were glad to see her go, when she left those bars.
Alright, back to the subject:
Telling a ladyboy that next time you will go back to her bar, you want to pick another ladyboy.
Some will try that "you cannot take other ladyboy from my bar" shit on you.

[post-op lover]

Ask for their help in finding another LB to take out!!!

"Hmm, you remember that night we were together? Do you know anyone here who has more energy? Or who has softer, rounder tits?"

Hahahahaha.

[Mai-Kee]

Tell them the sex you had was fantastic and that you're actually gay!

MK

[post-op lover]

Tell them the sex you had was fantastic and that you're actually gay!

MK

But what would be surprising about that?