How do you get a job in porn?

[Guest]

How/Where does one inquire about getting a job like the lucky guys from some of the other sites out there? I think I would be a good or at least half-decent.lol.

[limpdick]

many things are required, you need look descent, you cant be too fat, you need to perform in front of camera without being LIMPDICK, you need to get used to eating Viagra weather you need it or not. And it is not easy, no one really enjoys those positions, gotta keep your hand out of the calera way and the pay is shit.

[post-op lover]

hey, are you retired from the biz?!

actually, there were posts here not long ago (see JD) about a job. and some other dude was posting looking for people to be in some videos.

[Guest]

That was a job offer for photographer position from JD not a model! LOL

[limpdick]

Hmmmm, I aint tellin, maybee you will found out soon

[BAM]

A good friend of mine is a porn director and I told him if he's ever shooting a lesbian watersports movie to let me know so I can drop by the set and just hang out for the day and watch what goes on. So he calls me up and tells me there doing a 2 girl with pissing shoot tomorrow and to drop on by if I like.

So the next day I make my way down there and what do you know... one of the girls didn't show up for what ever reason so they got a pro porn guy in her place... he's brought along another dude who's looking to get into porn but he looks more like he's looking for a quick way to make $500 for rent money. So much for the pissing lesbian shoot but hell I'm here and drinking beer and hanging out with porno people and don't really give a fuck at that point.

So they start the shoot and the new guy seems really up tight. He can't get hard at all and is shivering. So the director says lets then do the piss stuff now so the 2 guys are now standing over the girl and the pro guys pissing like a hose but the new guy can't even get a drop coming out... then the director tells the new guy to go home... "no pay! You€™re wasting our time" So the poor guy walks out into the hall and passes me and right as he passes me his fucking head explodes! Well it sure looked that way to me.... the vomit was just blasting out of his mouth it was the sickest thing I've ever been next too!
Everyone just stopped are stared... then the girl who's all pissed on starts to laugh. People on the set are now telling him to maybe go see a doctor or something.... I guess this guy was not cut out to do porn.... LOL!

The sad part for the new guy was later that day the director was making jokes laughing about it saying "if he had to vomit then he should have done it on camera and on the GIRL! That would have been good for a puke fetish site and I would have then paid the guy the $500 for his puke!"

[Guest]

Yeah, performing in front of the camera might be a bit of a problem. Everything else is kosher though. It would be more a hobby type thing than a full-time job.

[Guest]

How the hell did the guy from ladyboy guide get the job? no offense, but I got him beat by a mile and a half.

[BAM]

How the hell did the guy from ladyboy guide get the job? no offense, but I got him beat by a mile and a half.

He works from free and in exchange they gave him his own cage at the Pattaya Zoo.

[Guest]

lol! No shit huh, don't feed the animals

[Guest]

How the hell did the guy from ladyboy guide get the job? no offense, but I got him beat by a mile and a half.

What I've been told by a friend who talked to an lb that worked for them is that Cowboy aka Apeman aka Eddie, is in real life, gay, and the camera man on the shoots is his boyfriend. So, he had an inside connection.

I also heard recently that his cohort Nigel, the bald old guy who also is seen on the site, has been kicked out of Thailand, excommunicated I think is the word I'm looking, for to be exact. Not sure if this is true, but the source at the time I took to be a reliable one.

[post-op lover]

How the hell did the guy from ladyboy guide get the job? no offense, but I got him beat by a mile and a half.

What I've been told by a friend who talked to an lb that worked for them is that Cowboy aka Apeman aka Eddie, is in real life, gay, and the camera man on the shoots is his boyfriend. So, he had an inside connection.

I also heard recently that his cohort Nigel, the bald old guy who also is seen on the site, has been kicked out of Thailand, excommunicated I think is the word I'm looking, for to be exact. Not sure if this is true, but the source at the time I took to be a reliable one.

Excommunicated?

Is there some kind of official hierarchy of perverts?! Holy crap.

And what did this bad boy do? I'm laffing my ass off here. How does someone get laid off from buggering LBs? And what does that do to their resume?!

[Guest]

How the hell did the guy from ladyboy guide get the job? no offense, but I got him beat by a mile and a half.

What I've been told by a friend who talked to an lb that worked for them is that Cowboy aka Apeman aka Eddie, is in real life, gay, and the camera man on the shoots is his boyfriend. So, he had an inside connection.

I also heard recently that his cohort Nigel, the bald old guy who also is seen on the site, has been kicked out of Thailand, excommunicated I think is the word I'm looking, for to be exact. Not sure if this is true, but the source at the time I took to be a reliable one.

Excommunicated?    

Is there some kind of official hierarchy of perverts?!  Holy crap.

And what did this bad boy do?    I'm laffing my ass off here.  How does someone get laid off from buggering LBs?  And what does that do to their resume?!

Well, what do they call it if you are permanantly not allowed to enter Thailand? What is the word for that? As in, you are made to leave and told you are never allowed to re-enter the kingdom in this lifetime.
One definition of excommunicate is to banish. Can you tell me a better word for the aforementioned?
Do you not think that his face being all over the internet while sodomizing Thai girls and lbs would be justifcation for the Thai govt to permanantly kick him out of Thailand? If indeed he was given the boot. It was something that was passed to me as at least 2nd hand info, however if he were it would be what many people who post on the forum had hoped for in several previous threads. BTW, the Thai govt has some ideas to crack down on cyber porn being produced in their country. Maybe they thought taking a swipe at the most notorious web site in this regard was a good place to start. However as I said before it was 2nd hand info, though in MY opinion it is plausible.

[BAM]

There was like an 80 page thread over on BKK tonight about him. It's titled something like "Who is this fucking bald guy?"   Some of the guys were saying they ran him out of Nana one night... they wanted to beat his ass. Some other guys were saying they were sticking photos of him up around the Nana area with captions of 'child molester' I don't know how that guy can show his face in public for so long. He had a big scar on his chest and a few other marks.... looks like someone did stick him with a knife... the big scar is where the doctors opened him up to fix the damage.... to bad they didn't fix his brain while they were at it!

[post-op lover]

I guess there's far more to this story than just some pics of the guy. What's the point with the people who were so upset with him? Did he do something else besides the photos?

It's interesting about the government. Being expelled or prohibited from getting a visa is pretty serious, but I think it's also pretty arbitrary for most countries - I think even minor crimes can make visas remarkably difficult to obtain.