The ideal lb bar

[jackc]

Utopia is somewhere on Ratchada. Easiest is to hop in the taxi and tell him to take you to Utopia. Unfortunately it is a GG ST joint, very costly. Prices range from 2000 bht to 5000 bht for one hour of "massage, body-foam massage, and fuck fuck". There are about 30-50 girls downstairs and another 20-30 Superstars upstairs. Pretty "high-end" joint.
I'll try to find the picture of the room I was talking about. Will post it once I find it.

[jackc]

Ok, found it. The ST room on top of the IDEAL LB Bar should look something like the following pictures.
Clean as a whistle.

[jackc]

Forgive the quality of the photos. Took them with my mobile phone.

This is the sex-chair device thingy I would imagine an IDEAL LB Bar should have. Can you imagine the possibilities using that chair.

Imagine you rock up to an LB bar. See the girl you want to pop. Pay Barfine. Go upstairs and shower/clean up. Prop her on the chair. Killer on the thighs and knees, but still a wonderful time to be had. Finish off in the clean freshly laid out sheets bed. In an hours time you are downstairs enjoying another round of beers. 30 minutes later, Superstar walks in. You think to yourself,"....why the fuck not". Pay barfine. Repeat cycle. This time, you lie on the chair. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, is this not ideal?

[jackc]

The hose down area of the IDEAL LB Bar ST room. Can't beat a good hose down before an energetic session.

I really feel Mai-Kee should be starting some sort of petition going on to get the LB bar management to change their ways and cater to the fans.

Katoeylover has a bloody good suggestion. He is afterall the new "manager". We should start a "LB Bar, run by LB fans, for the LB appreciation society". However, we will probably commit the cardinal sin of fucking all our staff and that will the start of the end of the bar.

[Looker]

Utopia is somewhere on Ratchada. Easiest is to hop in the taxi and tell him to take you to Utopia. Unfortunately it is a GG ST joint, very costly. Prices range from 2000 bht to 5000 bht for one hour of "massage, body-foam massage, and fuck fuck". There are about 30-50 girls downstairs and another 20-30 Superstars upstairs. Pretty "high-end" joint.
I'll try to find the picture of the room I was talking about. Will post it once I find it.

Oh..OK..it's one of those expensive places in Ratchada like Poseidon!
I've been to Poseidon and has similar luxury decor (and prices!!!) except for the chair.

[Guest]

JackC is that a massage or a lock and fuck chair?

Just think if you were bolted to that chair with the likes of Nadia about to administer the eve's pleasure

There would be a standing line of AST member outside Way too much pain for me

incher

[jackc]

Incher, that chair was a whole lot less fun than I anticipated it to be. It was a killer on my thighs and knees, and is not the best of idea after a round of golf and then standing fucking

However, if you put a LB there, or if we were to be the one lying down, now that's a whole different ball game.

No hairy arses though. Just wouldn't come across nice if you know what I mean

[Guest]

The ideal LB bar is about, oh... 6 to 7 inches long. Circumcised. Thick and meaty. And curving up slightly.

[Guest]

Damn, no hair JackC! How will I floss after eating

incher

[jackc]

You've just given me a mental image I find hard to shake off incher. Flossing indeed:laugh:

[Randyman]

Now I know I'm going to catch shit for this, because y'all know I'm rarely serious about much here in forum land. I however would like to see this thread stay on topic because as a builder, it's natural for us as builders to look at different design applications and modify or upgrade as need dictates, or circumstances change. And too because I think about this from time to time. I also think this is why Cascades is by far considered the most favorable of the NEP bars. They are lucky enough to have the biggest area to use, which makes it more of an entertaining place to be in with the constant movement of the attractions, girls, waterfalls, seating etc. Although we are diverse enough in our favorite "lust muffins" to find any babe, at any time, at any of the 4 bars, I too would like to hear somewhat useable ideas to help design the official "ATS Cathouse". One we would be proud to be a member of, ...and would still let us in as members

Thanks gentlemen... randyman

[jackc]

I'm a big advocate of ST rooms that so Randyman, please pay attention to that detail when designing the ATS Cathouse. And it must come equipt with many forms of kinky sex toys that can be shared hygienically.

[Mai-Kee]

Now I know I'm going to catch shit for this, because y'all know I'm rarely serious about much here in forum land. I however would like to see this thread stay on topic because as a builder, it's natural for us as builders to look at different design applications and modify or upgrade as need dictates, or circumstances change. And too because I think about this from time to time. I also think this is why Cascades is by far considered the most favorable of the NEP bars. They are lucky enough to have the biggest area to use, which makes it more of an entertaining place to be in with the constant movement of the attractions, girls, waterfalls, seating etc.  Although we are diverse enough in our favorite "lust muffins" to find any babe, at any time, at any of the 4 bars, I too would like to hear somewhat useable ideas to help design the official "ATS Cathouse". One we would be proud to be a member of, ...and would still let us in as members    

           Thanks gentlemen...        randyman

Thanks pal!!!

I'm sure the dear memebers of this board have quite a broad experience in the nightlife industry - seen a lot, done a lot. Please picture your ideal bar! I bet there's still a lot to come!

MK

[PigDogg]

Below is Bam's pic of HiBoss.  Now, HiBoss has the wrong ambience for the perfect ladyboy bar but the physical layout isn't bad.

[kahuna]

Hello All,

First, I new new member....

Second, I'm old as hell...

Third, I know nothing about ladyboys except that in my old age I've fallen in love with them...

Fourth, I've never been to Thailand but I'm planning a sojourn and I'm not really up to loud music...

And finally, tell me what benefits (free drinks - free ladies)and investor might receive...I might be able to find a few loose bucks to throw into an "ATS Club".....