Introduce yourself

[kahuna]

POL,

I can't understand why anyone would like a post-op; however,
notwithstanding that, whether GG, Pre or Post, don't you have any desire to give pleasure to the lady?

[Guest]

Hi guys, I'm a shortime lurker and must say that this forum is very informative. Dunno if I have the balls to go to a ladyboybar and taste some sweetness. I really don't like the aggressive attitude some (?) seem to have, I just don't handle those situations very well.

But the pre-op ones sure do look appealing to me.

[Road Runner]

Hello Singaling,

As you have only been here a short time  -  stop sniggering at the back!   You are not amongst the 'Lurkers' that Randyman is talking about.
He means the 3000+ who have been signed on for months/years and have never posted.

Most of the girls are not aggressive.  OK if you like the amazon type and go to Casnova bar they can be Very enthusiastic  
In the other bars you find a few of the girls can be pushy - only a few.  But some of the girls are not only stunners but have a really good nature.
I would normally sit around for a bit - pick out one I like the look of and then caller her over. My experience has been that the ones that hold back - many times have the best nature and can be the best fun  

Book yourself a cheap air fare  -  go there and enjoy yourself  

RR.

[Guest]

RoadRunner couldn't put it any better Singaling, takes no balls a'tall to go into one of the bars at Nana, just a few heinikens maybe , 2nd trip planned for me in april-may, hit two of the 3 open LB bars first time, not enough heinikens for Casanova while I was flying solo, but a sure bet this time come hell or high water, no pressure, or only a minimal one at cascades and obsessions when waling in alone,(and you wont be the only one doing that , either), you can just sit back, get your beer, and after the first rush, just make eye contact and make your pick, a truly unique and easy enough experience even for a first timer on your own, like I was, good luck,make that reservation, kevin

[Looker]

I think of myself as a newbie still until I post my first trip report.

I don't think that to be strictly necessary. You don't have to feel compelled in posting all about your trip experiences and posting pics and details.
My hat's off to all those doing that, but personally I don't feel like writing much about.
But that just me...

[Randyman]

Hot Damn;

If I knew I was going to get this much abuse I'd a done this a lot sooner.
Welcome everybody. Geeze, I will say this, as a newbie, the first LB bar I walked into at NEP, was Cassanova friggin solo, and I was quite the babe magnet you would have thought I was giving away mobile phones and mirrors. Now I'm 5'9" and every babe in there was taller than me. They were on me like a flying canopy of lust. I think I was in there all of 4 seconds took a couple of minutes to wait for my balls to drop, and did what any sane pervert would do...went to Cascades
take it easy gentlemen...you too RR.

Randyman

[dummy_plug]

Take the nervous jitters as you walk into Nana to the front of Cascades, and then turn around and march right back out, as a rite of passage. I think most, if not all, have done that walk.

[Randyman]

Last year I hooked up with Bartman, Snick and a few other "seasoned pros". Jeezus, as soon as the last empty beer hit the table at Big Doggs, you should have seen them. It looked like a friggin greyhound race to Cascades.

RM

[stogie bear]

I hate the bar scene and I always feel very intimidated by it.

I'll stay for one beer at the most and fuck off out of it as soon as I can! I hate being crowded by prostitutes who seem to think that I actually enjoy having my bollocks felt up in a bar or being asked where I'm from every minute!

[69billy]

Hi RM..
Do I need to introduce my self?

[jackc]

Do i qualify as a newbie if i were to mentioned that I was born in the 80s?

[Randyman]

Hi RM..
Do I need to introduce my self?  

There once was a man named 69Bill
And the pervert king's life is his "woodys" thrill
With, "so little time" he has them standing in line
Never once needing help from the little blue pill

Yes 69Billy is quite the guy
with his trusty camera remote he keeps by his side
Be it anal or head, or 5 girls in the bed
Lets all thank the man for the ride


RM

[Guest]

Guys. I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. In TKD your first black belt is black with 1 stripe (1st Dan). You get more white stripes as you get greater degrees of black belt. The theory is you start out white belt (knowing nothing), then you get darker colors, until black, with a white stripe indicating some things you don't know, the farther you go the more white it gets, signifying you know less and less.

LBs are like that. You know nothing. You meet and stay with many, you think you know it all. After 400+ LBs and living with one for 6 months now, I'd say, my white stripes are adding up, meaning I know less and less the furhter I go (or should I say, I recognize I know less and less).

All black belt members, are in fact, getting dumber as the longer they are on here.

[Road Runner]

Or should I say, I recognize I know less and less.

Hello Ziggystardust,
Apologies for editing the quote - but I fugured I could make it read better.  

After knowing 'Herself' for sometime - I realise more and more how little I know!

RR.

[nebster]

I will throw my hat into the ring or possibly my ring into the fire. I have been reading the forms for a while and gleaming a lot of information for future trips and well as developing an insane amout of jealousy for some of you after reading the trip reports as well as the 12 part mini series that is dummyplugs report (can't really bitch as I have read every word and thought it is fantastic).

Will be going back to LOS in May so hopefully will be able to arrange a beer with a few of the members as well as break my virginity on the forum posts with a trip report.

Keep up the good work lads the forum is great

Kind Regards

Neb