Homeland Security

[mirimark]

The Deputy Press Director for Homeland Security U.S.A. was just arrested for sexual conduct with a minor on the Internet.

Who in there right mind uses a computer to make contact with a Minor for SEX ?

Stupid ass just threw a six figure salary in the toilet.
Say goodbye to the wife and kids and say hello to your new roomate; BUBBA.
Whos gonna be the 14yr old bitch now?

[relpax]

if you are stupid enough to solicit for sex with a minor via a computer.....it is amazing that his person is in a position of power/authority for maintaining security in the USA.

no wonder we were unable to stop 9/11. it is like the keystone cops.

[Guest]

hey...he's bipolar

[BAM]

Did you see Date Line NBC. They got another Department of Homeland guy!

here to meet a girl he thinks is 12 years old. Instead, he meets me.

Chris Hansen, Dateline correspondent (hidden camera footage): May I help you?

Erik Pallesen: Who is?

Hansen: Why don€™t you come and have a seat over here please.

Meanwhile, outside, both of the other men continue to sit in their cars.

Inside, €œjazzeman04,€ decides to cut our conversation short. He makes a run for it.

The detectives spring in to action arresting the man sitting in his car across the street, then €œjazzman04,€ and then the man parked on the side street. This all happens less than six minutes from the time the first car pulls up.

As for that man who sat in his car while another man walked in the house? He€™s a criminal investigator, a federal agent working for the department of Homeland Security.

And the federal agent can€™t seem to stop talking to the cops.

Michael Burks: My father was a police officer. I was a police officer. I work for the Department of Homeland security. I understand you guys have a job to do and I€™m not trying to tell anything else other than that. I swear to God, as God as my witness, I€™m wearing a St. Michael€™s medal right now, okay? I was not going to do anything with her.

But the detective doesn€™t seem to be buying his story.

Police officer: I am telling you I don€™t believe that you didn€™t intend to have sex at some point with the girl.

Burks: Sir, I swear to God.

Police officer: It would have happened, I guarantee you, it would have happened.

And he has one more thing to say to the disgraced federal agent.

Police officer: In your position, you should have known better. You know the law. That€™s even worse. You know what, that puts a bad mark on my job, on everybody. Every cop in this country you put a bad mark on.

Burks: I know, sir.


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