A man is walking the beach as a wave washes the sand back to reveal something shiney. He picks it up to discovery it is a lamp. As he brushes the sand off the lamp a genie appears from the lamp.
The genie says - "Because you have freed me I will grant you one wish". The man says - "I enjoy New York City, but it is a long ways from my home in London. I hate to fly so build me a bridge from England to New York".
The genie replied this is too difficult so please ask another wish. The man said - "ok then please tell me how a ladyboy thinks?"
The genie said - "how many damn lights you want on this bridge?!"
The genie says - "Because you have freed me I will grant you one wish". The man says - "I enjoy New York City, but it is a long ways from my home in London. I hate to fly so build me a bridge from England to New York".
The genie replied this is too difficult so please ask another wish. The man said - "ok then please tell me how a ladyboy thinks?"
The genie said - "how many damn lights you want on this bridge?!"
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