wtf happened to wtf happened?

[Stewart]

Only kidding SB!

[stogie bear]

Grrrr.... oh... Ha ha ha!

Oh, will this nightmare ever end!

[BAM]

Versatile Use of the word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck, she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud - "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation - "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble - "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression - "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust - "Fuck me."

Confusion - "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair - "Fucked again..."

Pleasure - "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure - "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost - "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief - "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation - "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial - "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity - "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy - "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion - "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic - "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions - "Fuck off."

Disbelief - "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
Commander of Space Shuttle Challenger

"What fucking map?"
Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy

[kahuna]

That's fucking funny

[stogie bear]

Fuck, yeah it is! But I think we should fucking move the fucker to the fucking Fish Box forum. Waddya fucking reckon you fuckers?

[BAM]

Or as nearly every word in a sentence "fuck the fucking fuckers!"

[vangough05]

wtf

[donnnnnny]

FUCK OFF BAM)

[kahuna]

You realize this could fucking go on for fucking ever.

[katoeylover]

No fucking way!!

[vangough05]

and back to reality, who really gives a fuck

[stogie bear]

Not fucking ME... you fucker!

[Road Runner]

I'm writing to complain about the gratuitous use of proffanity in this thread.


I have counted more than one hundred uses of the word fuck.

What the fuck is going on? Fuck me! if every fucker wrote fucking posts like you fuckers where the fuck would we be?

I think this fucking thread should be fucking deleted.

Yours Faithfully


Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong  (Mrs.)


PS. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transsexuals.

[Tomcat]

fuck has lost its true bite due to overuse. Anyway one needs to add a bit of meat to any kind of professional insult...... like.....

" please crawl back into the thick black slime from whence you came you brainless fucking moron "

[BAM]

Maybe I need to turn on the Forums Fuck Filter?

Right now the only thing filtered is ******