How to get rid of a woman who wants to marry you

[Guest]

Guys, This is some sorry ass shit but it's my life. My parents have been very aggressively pushing me to get married partly because my father's own past and what ever looser shit he had experienced. Now I don't want to go all the way "out" to tell them my real sexuality - or maybe I should. Ok, at least I don't want to rock the boat until I have done my first LOS trip which is still couple months down the road. (stubid job ...)
Now they have pushed this thing to the new peak. They got me a girl from Taiwan and now in Dallas. She has been eagerly wanting to get married and have sent me emails every since my fucking cusins helped to set us up. I tried everything, I kept expressing negative things about me - well negative in them stucked up minds whose missions in life is to not have any fun. I said I have not been married bec. I have a fear for commitment. and I showed great sympathy someone who screw around behind his wife's back. I even mentioned Jim McGreevy (Jersey governor who is gay and comes out after 20 some years of marriage. The bitch just don't get it, she just kept talking abt how she likes to have 2 or 3 kids.... %$#@ . I was like fuck ...
The tricky thing is, I don't want to rock the boat now, I don't want to make her run away crying right away and my parents will be on my ass. I want to wait for them to leave (also in a couple of months). I don't mind them calling and yell at me. Their sorry asses would be thousands of miles away. But now they live in my house. I got enough nagging just for the fucking lawn. If I had to fight them on this I might loose my temper and do some crazy shit that would give myself nightmares for the rest of my life.
So, the idea is just keep the cool, and have the bitch gradually dispointed at me after two months when all people leave. This sounds like taking some real skills. I've been accused being a real life George Caztanza several times but even I run out of the ideas. Here is some info about the woman and the attatcking points I see worth trying:

She is a regiouse christian. I have no religion. My mom is a mix of taoist and budist.

She holds a total opposit political view to that of my fathers.

she likes kids a lot and she is, get this, a 32 year old virgin (I tell you these moron better be fucked by Jesus himself when they go to heaven or all that abstenance shit will hurt so much) and she believe in no sex before marriage.

It sounds easy but you guys got to discount all these because both my parents and her are so eager to get married (it sound like they are getting married, what the fuck is me involved for?) they may all willing to tolerate a lot of things. My father has already been telling me not to mention his political views ... what a joke, he wants a daughter in law so much he is going to be in his political closet for life now? but anyway, just to give you an idea what I am up again.
I have tossed myself out to let you guys laugh at me all you want but pls provide some useful ideas. How to get rid of this woman, not right away, but in 2 months?

[dummy_plug]

Have you tried confessing you like little Thai boys in skirts? I think that will empty away all desire she has to marry you!

[dummy_plug]

I just reread that and saw that your parents live with you. You're fuckin' Chinese and you're fuckin George Costanza! Sorry man...I sympathize with you.

[Guest]

DP, you made it sound like I got it the worst, well, maybe I do.
Being chinese has somthin' to do wit it but not the whole story. anyway, that's not even important, the important thing is finding someway to get around this. like I said, in 2 months they'll be all out of my sight. my folks come to live with me because, i believe, they want to "monitor" the process - they never stay this long before. honestly i am ready to confess to them too, just not in my house. I don't want to deal with the drama.

[Guest]

Sorry man...I sympathize with you.

does that mean you are on the same boat too? man I know you are young but just wait until you get really close to the age when they see the urgency. and being chinese/asians are not excuses to not confronting them, ( i am preaching to myself now) ...

[stogie bear]

Oh my God... what a life!

[post-op lover]

Man, nothing easy comes to mind.

I guess one thing is that you can just spend a lot more time at work... They can't fault you for that. Drinking with buddies - yeah, a problem. Strip clubs - a problem. Spending time watching porn - a problem. But, committing yourself to work for a couple of months - how can they argue? In addition, after they leave, you might get a promotion.

If you have some buddies you can *really* trust, I'd recommend getting them to help you out. Have them take the girl to some places (e.g. shopping), and then have them talk about what a scumbag you are. A real scumbag.

Alternatively, take up gambling. Or smoking. These can be pretty scary and offensive.

Do you have any gay or TS friends in your town? Have them drop by. Really work on improving your relationship with them. It'll creep out the girl.

POL

[Guest]

Hate to break it to you chief, but she isnt a Christian. Real Christians seek out other Christians and dont act totally desperate like this babe.

Are you sure there isnt some kind of immigration motivation behind this?

The easiest way out of this is to quit with the multitude of excuses and just say you dont want to marry her. Period.

[Guest]

(boxercr @ Jun. 01 2006,14:03) Hate to break it to you chief, but she isnt a Christian. Real Christians seek out other Christians and dont act totally desperate like this babe.

Are you sure there isnt some kind of immigration motivation behind this?

The easiest way out of this is to quit with the multitude of excuses and just say you dont want to marry her. Period.

Her grand father is a priest - I guess that gives her "street credits" for being a "real" christian. Her twin sister lives here, if you go to their house they got "jesus is God" and other signs that freak me out every two square inches of wall space. Her brother in law might have been a chritian all the time or was forced to convert. She might just secertly hoping to pull that shit on me.
But what you say might be a great angle, if I just occassionally make fun of religeiouse people ...

There is no point figuring out what her motivation is. and to be honest, immigration is the last possible motivation for this woman, with half of family in US, why does she needs me?

[Guest]

(stogie bear @ Jun. 01 2006,12:20) Oh my God... what a life!

Stogie, Don't think everybody is as courageous as you. In comparison, I feel like a small worm. sigh .... and the biggest irony of all is that I don't even do this out of affections of any kind any more. I just want to avoid drama - happening in front my eyes. Sometime I really want to just wake them up, "hey, I don't like women, get over it, now get the fuck out of my house."
I don't know whay I am not doing it.

[Guest]

(post-op lover @ Jun. 01 2006,12:28) Man, nothing easy comes to mind.

I guess one thing is that you can just spend a lot more time at work...  They can't fault you for that.  Drinking with buddies - yeah, a problem.  Strip clubs - a problem.  Spending time watching porn - a problem.  But, committing yourself to work for a couple of months - how can they argue?    In addition, after they leave, you might get a promotion.

If you have some buddies you can *really* trust, I'd recommend getting them to help you out.  Have them take the girl to some places (e.g. shopping), and then have them talk about what a scumbag you are.    A real scumbag.

Alternatively, take up gambling.  Or smoking.  These can be pretty scary and offensive.  

Do you have any gay or TS friends in your town?  Have them drop by.  Really work on improving your relationship with them.  It'll creep out the girl.

POL

Not sure if you are halfly joking just to get even with the post-op jokes I cracked,
But, I happen to think your work overtime idea is the BEST so far.
And I think you got my points the best too. All I need is these couple months, and I am going to reap it like bandit. And I will be free forever. I don't mind telling the church going woman I suck dicks 3 months from now. No, I don't mind telling my own parents either. Hell if they all decide to not talk to me afterwards, what do I really loose? I just don't want these crying and yelling and frankly pointless arguments exchanged in front of me.

[post-op lover]

(goingtosugarland @ Jun. 01 2006,12:31) Not sure if you are halfly joking just to get even with the post-op jokes I cracked,

Did you crack post-op jokes? I have to admit they probably weren't very good, as I don't remember them. I only remember my buds RoadKill, Pansyman, and Smurfley. They try so hard to make a good joke, that I give them an A for effort.

But, I happen to think your work overtime idea is the BEST so far.

Dude, it is so low-drama, I think it's a good idea, too.

And I think you got my points the best too. All I need is these couple months, and I am going to reap it like bandit. And I will be free forever. I don't mind telling the church going woman I suck dicks 3 months from now. No, I don't mind telling my own parents either. Hell if they all decide to not talk to me afterwards, what do I really loose? I just don't want these crying and yelling and frankly pointless arguments exchanged in front of me.

Important points. Yeah, best to get out of the house, then.

The funny thing is that it actually takes quite awhile to get a wedding going. Unless they want you to do some little civil ceremony or something, there's practically no way you can get anything arranged in 2 months. I *would not*, however, mistakenly agree to getting married with the intention of backing out later, after they're gone. Your drama would increase by 300 orders of magnitude. On the other hand, it might toughen you up a bit.

An alternative option is to actually quit your job. Who'd want to marry you then? At least then you could spend a lot of time looking for a new job, and could tell everyone to lay off the pressure - being jobless is all the pressure you can handle. The flip side of this is that you would have more unused time & they would expect you to stay home for dinner, meet the future inlaws more, etc.

Is there some way you can just get out of town? Can your job send you to somewhere for a few weeks? The rotten side of this is that if anyone is scheming, they will plan some events for your return.

Or just say you have a rash on your penis and you need to go to the doctor. Everyone will start to wonder how you got such a rash.

POL

[katoeylover]

Wow, and I thought i had it bad!! I think my family has given up on trying to get me married off (i'm 42) - just not "met the right person" or "too busy".

i would suggest you immerse yourself in work or a new project that takes up all your free time, be short on the phone and break dates at the last minute, "sorry, this came up, can't help it". It make take a while but she'll get it in the end.

The other way is to move away, get a job if you can in a new state??

If all else fails, take her to see The DaVinci Code!!!

[stogie bear]

Sometime I really want to just wake them up, "hey, I don't like women, get over it, now get the fuck out of my house."

That's exactly what I would do. Yes - I suppose it takes some nerve, but being married to a christian is such a fucking nightmare that sometimes you just have to dig your heels in and refuse to be bullied by these freaks.

It's YOUR house and YOUR life. You are not a child - do something for yourself and not for other people who are seemingly controlling your life.

[Torurot]

Christians will make it their mission in life to convert you. It's yet another challenge for them, so don't bother with that angle. Best to say up front you are NOT NOT! NOT!! interested in this lady. Fullstop. Why muck her around for two months. DON"T encourage her in ANY way or she will become a stalker, if she is not already. There is a nice Christian boy in her future, it's just NOT!!! you!! You have to draw a line some where. You can't help your relatives, but you CAN help who your friends, and relationships are with. Up to you!