Emma come first

[Guest]

Hi,

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Spedius

[Guest]

Hi,

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

Spedius

[dummy_plug]

Nice.

[Guest]

(dummy_plug @ Jun. 11 2006,09:17) Nice.

Hi dummy_plug,

Thanks for your singular comment, for a loquacious and articulate guy how come you're suddenly monosyllabic?

Not run out of words, have you?

Anyroadup, here is another offering to perhaps encourage you to be a bit more enthusiastic and verbose.

Loved your trip reports BTW.

Little Johnny's neighbours had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad warned him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Can he see? asked Little Johnny.

The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision"

Little Johnny replied, "That's great... cuz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses."



Spedius