World Cup semi-Finals.

[vangough05]

Do any of you heavy hitters wish to give this struggling Aussie odds about Australia making the World Cup semi-finals. Not to win the semis, just to make the final four. C'mon, i know plenty of you Brits would love to take me on with some juicy odds.

[stogie bear]

I'll give you any odds that they won't make it to the final four and I'll lay down 100 to 1 that they won't win a game either!

I'm happy that they made it, but it's gonna be a bit of a let down unless you have a good sense of humour!

They will lose 2 games and maybe draw one!

[allstar88]

no chance mate you will do well to get through to the second round ,as for England our two strikers,rooney and owen are injured so we will probably go out in the second round too,to Germany                    

[vangough05]

How much of the 100/1 can i take about winning a game Stoogie.
Last time Australia met Brazil we drew and we consistantly beat Japan. Gus Heidnik our coach got Korea and the Dutch to the semi's in the last 2 cups and he has publicy stated that Australia will win 2 games. The Russians have just signed him for 4 million to coach them for the next Cup.
I think they can beat Croatia and it would be a major upset if they can't beat Japan on current form.
If your serious about the 100/1 put me down for as much as u wish to take.

[stogie bear]

20 bucks @ 100-1 says Australia lose every game. (I'm good for it!)

That's 2,000 Bucks if they do and 20 Bucks to you if they even draw a game!

You on?

[vangough05]

beautiful, u got me. If they dont win a game i will even throw in a meal for u at Momma's.

[Guest]

Wow 100 to 1 are great odds in a two horse race ,, especially when a bad ref decision or an own goal could decide the contest , you got a great deal vangough , good luck just a pity that the poms arent in our group , we would of been guaranteed a win then , go aussies

[vangough05]

oh shit Monkeyman, my games up. I forgot to tell Stoogie my second cousin on my mothers side is the Ref between Brazil and Australia. ( I wish ) Yeah your right i did get great odds but we all know Stoogie is a softie deep down

[stogie bear]

That's $20 I don't mind losing, mate. I hope Australia do well.

[Guest]

Stogie Bear,

I am shocked! I can only quote our Prime Minister and say "How UNaustralian"..........lol

Like Vangough I too will take your odds but as you are a struggling Porn Web Master I will offer you an even money deal.

Australia wins 1 game you buy me dinner, no wins I buy you dinner.

Either way we both win..............uummmm GO OZ

PS. remember Greece, could it happen again?

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Brazil vs. Who gives a fuck? in the finals. The outcome of the World Cup 2006 is a given. Dust off that butt ugly trophy and just hand it over again. Sure, Brazil could lose and I'm going to Hillary Clintons running mate in 2008.

[stogie bear]

(newcomer @ May 02 2006,21:17) Australia wins 1 game you buy me dinner, no wins I buy you dinner...

It's a deal!

Sure, Brazil could lose and...

Brazil won't win it playing in Europe. My money is on The Netherlands.

[vangough05]

(stogie bear @ May 03 2006,00:25)

(newcomer @ May 02 2006,21:17) Australia wins 1 game you buy me dinner, no wins I buy you dinner...

It's a deal!

Sure, Brazil could lose and...

Brazil won't win it playing in Europe. My money is on The Netherlands.

I think u could be on the right track.

I had 20 bucks on a quinella of Australia and Netherlands making the semis. My 20 bucks gets me 19000.00 australian I think im dreaming but hey whats 20 bucks.

[Guest]

stogie u on crack or what?? I will take some of that action on the Aussie-100-1 ANYTHING can happen ffs. BTW what are the odds with reputable bookies as fas as the Aussies getting to the semis?? What are they for us yanks?? It should be higher for us as IF we get out of our group in 2 nd place we play the 1st place team in......are you ready??? BRAZIL'S group. Brazil knocked us out at that stage in the 94 world cup held in the states.

Stogie we will talk when I see you in a couple of weeks. BTW you plan on bringing a guest to me party or what?? BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

[stogie bear]

(BLUEBALLZ @ May 04 2006,06:45) stogie u on crack or what??  I will take some of that action on the Aussie-100-1  ANYTHING can happen ffs...

BTW you plan on bringing a guest to me party or what??

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

BB - I'll be coming alone, mate! Can't wait!

Hey - Vangough05... is that Aussie dollars?

2,000.00 AUD = 57,907.95 THB. That's a lot of money to me. So a 580 Baht stake on Australia losing every game is a pretty good wager on my part.

Australia, 44th in the world, open their campaign against Japan on the 12th of June. Japan are too energetic and wily for the spirited Ozzies and they will go down 2 - 1 in this game. Six days later comes the Brazilian team. Australia will lose by 2 goals. My money is still safe!

Here is Vangough05's best chance to salvage his 60K Baht when on the 21st of June Croatia come to town. Croatia aren't the threat they used to be, but they are large and powerful. But with Australia with nothing to play for they'll just go out and enjoy it, but lose 3 - 1!

Stogie gets a Western Union payment from a peeved Vangough05 for 60K Baht and buys a new laptop!

That's the way I see it!

BB - If your serious I'll give you the same odds if you feel you can make 590 Baht out of me!

(What are the chances of anonymous members of a forum actually coming through and coughing up? Will I really be on my way to Pantip in July to buy a laptop?

Hmmmm.... We'll see!