Phone Telemarketing

[mirimark]

Phone soliciting. So how do you handle these people when they call you trying to sell you something over the phone?

Well Let me tell you how I handle these phone calls.
I have a FLipp'n blast with these calls.
A couple of my favorite ways is;

1) I pretend I'm a Leaping FLame.

(MBNA BANK) ; Hello, my name is David. Is Mirimark there?
(Mirimark); This is he.
(MBNA BANK) How are doing?
(Mirimark) Awh ! Suuuuuper, Thanks for asking.
(MBNA BANK) Well Mirmark, I'm calling to let you know about our special offer.
(Mirimark) Hey, you sound really cute, are you a plumber by any chance?
(MBNA BANK) No, I work for MBNA.
(Mirimark) Oh ! Thants too bad, I was hoping you could cum over and Lay some pipe tonight.

I Love fuck'n with these people. Another thing I like to do is pretend I'm barely even Listening to them, I'll spend more time talking to someone in the background than Listen to them.
(Mortage Co.) Hello, I'm calling to let you know how to Lower your Intrest rate.
(Mirimark) Hey, how'ya doing man.
(Mortage Co.) How are doing tonight Sir?
(Mirimark) Would someone Let the Fucking Dog out for Christ sake?
(Mortage Co.) Sir, I would.....(Mirimark) someone Let the fucking dog out!
(Mortage Co.) Sir, I would....(Mirimark) where is the Fucking remote control? my show is coming on.
(Mortage Co.) Sir, I'm trying to.....(Mirmark) Didn't you get any toilet paper from the store? You dumb fucking Bitch.

God I Love screwing with these people. I Like to pretend I can't hear them and proceed to repeat everyting they say.
Hello? Hello? Huh, yes how are you. Um,, Hello? Whats your name? David? Hello? Hello? (Belch) Hello?
Awh, yes that sounds great, how much is it? Hello? are you still there? Hello?

So how do you guys handle these calls? Are any of you Like me, I Like getting these calls sometimes.
Have you ever pretended to be a burglar or Arsonist and tell them, No, I'm not the Home owner, but they have a lot of nice stuff.

Annoy the hell out of them by eating patato chips while you talk to them.

I never signed up for the "Do not call List"
I signed up for the "Do call List"
I knew that No call List was a bunch of Bullshit so I didn't sign up.

[Snick]

I do the same,
"God, you sound cute"
"What are you wearing"
"ohhh, I bet you're big"

But that only works for American callers. If its an Indian or someone else I play deaf

> "we have a special offer"
"what ?"
> "a special offer"
" Whats a coffer ?"
> "an offer"
"I don't think I need a coffer"
...

but in a Rush the classic,
"I'm sorry I'm busy right now, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back this evening"

[Looker]

For me is very simple.
They always call and ask: "Excuse me..is anybody speaking chinese?"
and I say "No, sorry.."
..and they say.. " Ok, thank you very much"
Easy huh!

[Tomcat]

You can get these gadgets that give a background noise, like a typing pool. just pretend your in a busy Metropolitian newspaper office and say ...

 " sorry Buddy, we dont take calls from Anti-Semitic groups"... KLUNK..

[Guest]

Just say:

"What's 6 inches and hangs up?"

Then just put the phone down.

[katoeylover]

ask them all sorts of questions that you know they will not the answers of and then wait for them to hangup!!