The Bright Factor

[Guest]

Ok, not the greatest thread, but I've heard funny ones in my time. The spamming Sandra triggered this...

What's the best term for someone who....


The Elevator Doesn't go to the Top Floor

Dumber than a Doorknob

etc......

[JackG]

Not playing with a full deck....

A couple of cards short of a full deck....

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer....

[Randyman]

dumber than;
...a storm drain
...a bag of rocks
...dirt (my favorite)
...tree trunk
his cheese has slipped off his cracker...
not the brightest bulb in the lamp...
his light's on but nobody's home...
his oars ain't in the same lake...

RM

[Randyman]

RM

[Snick]

"Tries to take apart the hand grenade with a wrench to see if it still works"

http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_15_08_49_3.htm

[katoeylover]

Not the brightest star in the galaxy

dumber than a dumbbell

Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly

[Snick]

Had a thought once, died of loneliness

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose

Thicker than Molasses at the North Pole

Brain Eating Zombies would leave you alone.

Swimming in the shallow end of the Gene Pool

[kevin4252]

your brain, on the edge of a razor blade, looks like a pea on a six lane highway

[katoeylover]

A sandwich short of a picnic

[stogie bear]

WAYS TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE AS STUPID:

1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
4. All foam, no beer.
5. The butter has slipped off his pancake.
6. The cheese slid off his cracker.
7. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
8. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
9. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
10. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
11. As smart as bait.
12. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
13. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
14. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
15. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
16. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
17. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
18. Receiver is off the hook.
19. Not wired to code.
20. Skylight leaks a little.
21. Her slinky's kinked.
22. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
23. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them
together.
24. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
25. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
26. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.
27. Is so dense, light bends around her.
28. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
29. Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
31. One sandwich short of a picnic.
32. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
33. One of her DuraCells is in upside down.
34. His elevator doesn't stop at all the floors.
35. One taco shy of a combo platter.

[BAM]

(Snick @ Aug. 18 2006,11:24) "Tries to take apart the hand grenade with a wrench to see if it still works"

http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_15_08_49_3.htm

after failing to remove the top of the device with a wrench, expertly wrapped it in masking tape and took it back to Sattahip

Yeah then they took the Baht Buss back to Sattahip... but first stopped off at Hi Boss bar for a beer.

[Randyman]

Damn Stogie...

Kinda slammed the door shut for the rest of us ...huh big guy?

randyman