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Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!...
Blue Velvet
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"Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
hahaha.... the very funny "Donnie Darko"!
Here's another funny line from this movie:
"Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."
"Smurfette doesn't fuck!"
"That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."
FUCKING GREAT!!!
Ok, so what about this one:
"Are you employed, sir?"
"Employed?"
"You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?"
"Is this a... what day is this?"
"Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind... "
"I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man!"
Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
Yes! We're all individuals!
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I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'
A disturbing quote from a disturbing film. A film not for the faint of heart - Pink Flamingos.
I think Divine even takes Bam's title of the filthiest person alive.
One of my favourite asian films :
"They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever."
The beautiful, outstanding, wonderful..... "In The Mood For Love"!
Here one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies:
"So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene."
Classic Clint - High Plains Drifter, Clint's always good value. Some of the movies he's directed recently have been great as well.
"Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?"
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