Glossary

[olekunde]

BTS = Bangkok Transit System

i always thought it was 'bangkok transsexuals'. so i have been hanging outside the bts sign in vain all these years? had some luck though. especially on the nana bts station on the landmark side about 6pm

some other words the girls often use are:

pai (ti)nai - where you go?
pai duai - (want to) go with you/(want to) go too

for the touts in patpong, they might leave you alone if you reply this when the grab your arm and want to take you to an upstair sex-show:
"mai ow, pai kc-sam" - dont want, i am going to king castle 3 (in other words. i dont want pussy show, i am a raving homosexual hehe)
another one that might work, but they probably wont believe is: "tang set leo" i am broke/money finish already.

the old joke, when the bargirls say "dak-ling", which sounds like darling, means actually monkey-ass ..

foreigners are referred to as farang which accidently is the name of the guava fruit, so if someone call you farang you can reply with "no!! sappalot", or if you want to be a real show off .. "phom mai-chai farang, phom bpen mak-see-da". mak-see-da is the isaan/lao equivalent of farang.

the rock-hybrid band linkin park, if pronounced ling-gin-pak means monkey eats vegetable

also, "man(n)" means "it" in thai, so if you are referred to as that and not farang or kao(him), you might wanna split .. but not be confused with "mann-sabaw" which means sanuk(fun)!

but when in the bars and you want to drink and have fun these come in handy:

chok dee - cheers/good-luck
chon geo - cheers/let's drink (together)
dok mot - bottoms up!!

[newwriter]

These were a great help. I was going to start a forum requestng a glossary but this covers all of the questions I have thought of to date. There will be more I am sure but this should get me over the line.

[Guest]

Hi all,

I spotted this elsewhere.

AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analingus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bareback = without condom
big toe = a tiny cock on a tranny
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
blue pill = Viagra
brown shower = fecal play
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cups of coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider

spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
SRS = sexual reassignment surgery
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

Here are a few additions..

Snowballing = Kissing partner with mouth full of semen.
Cleveland Steamer = Girl squats and shits on mans chest same as brown shower.
Hot Plate = A Cleveland Steamer only on face.
Pearl Necklace = Ejaculating on someone's neck.
Rusty Trambone = Ass fisting.
Hot Carl = Analingus with the addition of a turtle head.
Turtle Head = Tip of a turd sticking out of anus.
Filthy Sanchez = Fingering an ass and putting a brown mustache under your lip.
Gitty up = Pulling partners hair like horse while fucking doggie style.
Donkey Punch = Partner on top punches one on bottom when he or she (on bottom) is orgasming.
Poke and pinch = During anal sex poking fuckees ribs as you pull out so they tighten up upon your exit.

I hope it helps.

Spedius

[olekunde]

ATM = ass to mouth

i thought ATM = falang. but ... i fuck a ladyboy in her ASS so she can afford put something in her MOUTH, so i can understand the ass to mouth analog

[Randyman]

jttsss


just type the silly thing stupid

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